Cinco de Mayo tweets.
Cinco de Mayo seems most fun when it falls in early May
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 5, 2014
You think they drink PBR in Mexico on the 4th of July? I'd like to think so
— Sam Burtch (@SamBurtch9) May 5, 2014
Hiro 88 50% for cinco de mayo!!! #gracias
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) May 5, 2014
Exercising in Starbucks is greatly frowned upon.
If you think I grunt too loudly when I do sit ups then go to a different Starbucks
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 6, 2014
Faux Pelini tweeted at PETA.
.@PETA Pepperidge Farm murders millions of goldfish every year and no one cares
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 7, 2014
PETA gave him a serious response.
@FauxPelini We're sorry to hear that, please email specific information to: CIDinfo@peta.org, thank you.
— PETA (@peta) May 7, 2014
Michigan State punter Mike Sadler and Faux Pelini had another amusing conversation.
You should bid on this http://t.co/tyK9wHENmy
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 6, 2014
.@FauxPelini if I win the football can I punt it during a game?
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) May 7, 2014
If you promise not to do weird hurtful fake field goals anymore RT @Sadler_3: if I win the football can I punt it during a game?
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 7, 2014
@Sadler_3 OK deal, I don't have custody of her right now anyway
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 7, 2014
@FauxPelini did that Sarah McLachlan character steal her for another depressing commercial?
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) May 7, 2014
@Sadler_3 no this guy abducted her pic.twitter.com/ruqgtYXXO7
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 7, 2014
.@FauxPelini that's weird he kinda looks like you.
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) May 7, 2014
@Sadler_3 Did you know if you punt the ball backwards the yards count double for your stats, why not try it against us as a fun experiment
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 7, 2014
@FauxPelini Deal. As long as I can start facing the other way.
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) May 7, 2014
@Sadler_3 [insert Michael Scott catchphrase here]
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 7, 2014
Michael Rose describes Lincoln weather.
Midwest weather knows no chill... You got to ease us into almost 100 degree weather.. Can't just jump right into it
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) May 7, 2014
All I can think about now is If it's 100 degrees in the beginning May, it may be about 130 in the middle of July while we running quarters
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) May 7, 2014
Matt Finnin is left speechless.
A football signed by Bo and Faux Pelini is now up to a bid of $730.00 and I just don't have any words for that
— Gordon Bombay (@FinninMatt59) May 7, 2014
Honestly, if I had the money, I'd pay for. Ball signed by @FauxPelini only if it insulted me under the signature
— Gordon Bombay (@FinninMatt59) May 7, 2014
The NFL Draft was this week and Faux Pelini spared no mercy over Johnny Manziel.
.@NCAA Did you guys suspend Manziel from the first half of the NFL draft too
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 9, 2014
TAYLOR MARTINEZ IS STILL ON THE BOARD YOU IDIOTS
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 9, 2014
.@JManziel2 Look at it this way, if this was the Vietnam war draft your family would be celebrating
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 9, 2014
And when Johnny Manziel was drafted by the Browns.
somehow Johnny's day got worse
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 9, 2014
FP also took a shot at Texas.
Schools with as many draft picks as Texas: Hogwarts, Degrassi Jr. High, Creighton, any school of fish, Fame, University of Phoenix, Kansas
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 10, 2014
So what have we learned today? That the NFL doesn't care if you are openly gay. They do however care if you are openly Longhorn.
— SportsPickle (@sportspickle) May 10, 2014
Here are some tweets about the Huskers who got drafted and selectes by teams in free agency.
Congrats @HUSKER_SJB Another Blackshirt in the NFL. The Saints organization is getting a great one. #gbr
— Bo Pelini (@BoPelini) May 10, 2014
Couldn't be happier for @slong_61 He never gave up. Great to see his hard work and determination pay off. #GBR
— Bo Pelini (@BoPelini) May 10, 2014
Congrats @QuincyEnunwa The Jets are lucky to get such a hard working and dedicated player. #GBR
— Bo Pelini (@BoPelini) May 10, 2014
Wow cant believe I'm a pro. Its been a long road. Thanks for all the love and to everyone who has helped me get here!! #RedskinsNation #GBR
— Spencer Long (@slong_61) May 10, 2014
Diploma in one hand, call from the @nyjets in the other. Big congrats @QuincyEnunwa on going to the next level. pic.twitter.com/mp0KPVkX5v
— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) May 10, 2014
Taylor Martinez also got picked up by the Eagles as an undrafted free agent.
.@Eagles Please take care of my boy and do some plays where he can run fast past the other players
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 11, 2014
And last but not least.
Every male action brings a female overreaction
— Gordon Bombay (@FinninMatt59) May 10, 2014
I hope these tweets cheered you up on this Monday morning. If you missed it, here is last week’s Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!