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Kenny Bell, Tommy Armstrong and their budding bromance.
About to hit these ab workouts hard over the summer. Boy been slackin!!!
— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@TSTRONGJR4) April 14, 2014
@TSTRONGJR4 tubby. Tryna get like daddy huh?
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) April 14, 2014
@AFRO_THUNDER80 nah I'm not trying to lose 40 lbs and be 170 with no muscle hahaha
— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@TSTRONGJR4) April 14, 2014
@TSTRONGJR4 at least you may be able to make someone miss and not trip yourself when trying to run..... Athlete....
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) April 14, 2014
@AFRO_THUNDER80 dang... Low blow !!! That's why you play outside the trenches and the big dawgs are inside. KB 1 TA 0.
— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@TSTRONGJR4) April 14, 2014
@TSTRONGJR4 you hit me with the 170 an no muscle bruh, I had to come back
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) April 14, 2014
@AFRO_THUNDER80 I had to you called me tubby bro hahaha
— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@TSTRONGJR4) April 14, 2014
@TSTRONGJR4 lmaoooo touché
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) April 14, 2014
@AFRO_THUNDER80 haha you know I still love ya bro.... Got to watch you throw up the 🙌 this year
— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@TSTRONGJR4) April 14, 2014
@TSTRONGJR4 lmao love you too bro
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) April 14, 2014
You could probably say the same about Faux Pelini and Michigan State punter Mike Sadler.
@Sadler_3 When you punt a football at night does it go farther just curious
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 15, 2014
.@FauxPelini not really. But if I bring my cat to the game it adds about 5 yards.
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) April 15, 2014
@Sadler_3 If you bring yours I'll bring mine and we can have them do a skills competition, like yarn-chasing or ref-biting
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 15, 2014
.@FauxPelini and then we can all eat funfetti cake after the game!
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) April 15, 2014
@Sadler_3 that cake needs a new name
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 15, 2014
.@FauxPelini I'm willing to compromise and bake fauxfetti cupcakes for the occasion.
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) April 15, 2014
.@FauxPelini or we could just do corn bread if that's more your style.
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) April 15, 2014
@Sadler_3 don't be jealous that there's no such thing as spartanbread
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 15, 2014
@Sadler_3 and you seriously haven't changed that photo on your twitter page yet come on
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 15, 2014
.@FauxPelini I'll change it if I can get a picture holding your cat. Mine isn't as photogenic as yours.
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) April 15, 2014
@Sadler_3 here's a pic of her you could photoshop (sorry she looks distracted, I think it was all the shiny crystal) pic.twitter.com/UU15p2jYjr
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 15, 2014
.@FauxPelini our 2014 Rose Bowl Trophy is so shiny that @Connor_Cook03 and I have to wear hats every time we pass it! pic.twitter.com/tjb413A3JD
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) April 15, 2014
@Sadler_3 @Connor_Cook03 hmph
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 15, 2014
@Sadler_3 @Connor_Cook03 Connor do you wear that red jersey inside so people don't tackle you into walls etc.
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 15, 2014
He also tweeted at Bo Pelini and Mack Brown this week. You will be surprised to see who responded.
@BoPelini Don't be alarmed but do you know if there's a way to tell if a cat has had too much vodka
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 15, 2014
@UT_MackBrown The clock expired in 2009 didn't it Mack you can admit it now please help me heal
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 16, 2014
"@Gtidwell48: "@FauxPelini: @UT_MackBrown Clock expired n 2009 didn't it Mack U can admit it now help me heal" no..." Nope. 2 sec left
— Mack Brown (@UT_MackBrown) April 16, 2014
@UT_MackBrown @Gtidwell48 this is an outrage
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 16, 2014
Tommy Armstrong and Ameer Abdullah have a heart to heart.
Proudest moment ever I'm in @Ameerguapo picture. #winning
— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@TSTRONGJR4) April 16, 2014
@TSTRONGJR4 don't flatter yourself kid I tried my best to crop you out! Lol jk
— Ameer Abdullah (@Ameerguapo) April 16, 2014
@Ameerguapo dang!!! Well idk what to say.
— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@TSTRONGJR4) April 16, 2014
@TSTRONGJR4 jk you're a stud and my hero!
— Ameer Abdullah (@Ameerguapo) April 16, 2014
@Ameerguapo hahahaha not that kind of fame. I just wanna make it like you bro 😔
— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@TSTRONGJR4) April 16, 2014
@TSTRONGJR4 lol you gone be better then me man just watch just keep grinding like you are and keep God first and the rest will just come!
— Ameer Abdullah (@Ameerguapo) April 16, 2014
@Ameerguapo thanks brotha. Just glad to line up next to you this year
— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@TSTRONGJR4) April 16, 2014
Jason Ankrah has some sage advice for their Twitter followers.
Athletes claim they don't like the media, but keep finding ways to pay them with the trouble their getting Into. Come on tighten up
— Jason Ankrah (@JAnkrah) April 14, 2014
Never go to the grocery store hungry. Everything going In the cart
— Jason Ankrah (@JAnkrah) April 15, 2014
Lincoln Park Wildcat from Sippin on Purple, who sometimes visits the Corn Nation message board, made this discovery Wednesday night.
Hey @tamattes @jesseinomaha @btbowling what do you think of this? RT pic.twitter.com/cFumclnsFr
— LincolnPark Wildcat (@LPWildcat) April 17, 2014
As we all know this spread across Twitter pretty fast. Let’s go to Faux Pelini for his thoughts on this hat.
@lids4hats only 10 bucks come on you are leaving millions on the table
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 17, 2014
yes because I like awesome things RT @jackbarna: @FauxPelini do you like the hat? pic.twitter.com/HTibTgxi8u
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 17, 2014
It seems like Kenny Bell had a pretty interesting week.
@NathanGerry *bang!!!* pic.twitter.com/UgHI8ieMJX
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) April 15, 2014
Since football allowed @HuskerSpirit guest star at spring game, it's only fair they pick two football players for guest judgement at tryouts
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) April 16, 2014
Ladies, wanna see somethin funny? Tell a man to go into a store an pick you out an outfit. Hahahaha. How do you dress yourselves? #NoClue
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) April 17, 2014
The girls at the buckle said I looked like "a lost puppy" trying to pick out girls clothing. Lmao. Didn't even know where to begin
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) April 17, 2014
He also doesn’t like one NCAA rule change.
Ummmm what? You can't tackle the quarterback below the knee when he drops back? NCAA, you've out done yourself with that one. Smh
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) April 16, 2014
Sam Burtch is disappointed that some drivers don’t know how a roundabout works.
Friendly reminder that if you're already inside a roundabout you don't have to yield to cars coming in #savelives
— Sam Burtch (@Burtchie13) April 17, 2014
Matt Finnin found something special in Stanton, Nebraska.
@johnnystanton5 hey I'm in Stanton Nebraska. Did you know they have a statue of you built here?
— Bob Loblaw (@FinninMatt59) April 19, 2014
@FinninMatt59 wow. That went up much faster than expected.
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) April 19, 2014
@johnnystanton5 it's kind of like Rocky's statue but the calves are 2X bigger
— Bob Loblaw (@FinninMatt59) April 19, 2014
@FinninMatt59 and less Italian I'd hope
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) April 19, 2014
God tweeted these gems on the eve of Easter.
Watching #TheTenCommandments. Man, I had My shit together back then.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 20, 2014
"And he shall rise from the dead on the day of the sweet-smoking plant." Mary 4:20.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 20, 2014
Snape did some pondering.
Wait, if Jesus came back to life, does that mean he had a Horcrux? #HappyEaster
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) April 20, 2014
And last but not least.
LOOK AT THIS RIGHT BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP pic.twitter.com/4dNFtUwWHt
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 21, 2014
Please read this to your children on this special day pic.twitter.com/vRzTW75IVJ
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 20, 2014
I hope this cheered you up on Easter Monday. There were plenty of fantastic tweets this week so tell me which one made you spit out your morning coffee. If you missed it here is last week’s TWOT. GO BIG RED!!!