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This may or may not actually have been posted on the UConn campus.
This RA from UConn isn't a huge douchebag pic.twitter.com/hXYWPP79iE
β SportsShitNoOneSays (@SNOSSports) April 7, 2014
Meanwhile Faux Pelini countered with this gem.
Just got forwarded this email from a Kentucky RA pic.twitter.com/jAwynIxDVr
β Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 7, 2014
He also tweeted this confession.
"@collegefession: "I like to wear Victoria's Secret panties. I'm a guy." - University of Nebraska" ππππ I'm transferring
β Josh Mitchell (@J_Mitch05) April 8, 2014
@J_Mitch05 @collegefession @rkellogg3 don't judge me
β Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 8, 2014
@FauxPelini @J_Mitch05 @collegefession lmao!!!! I knew it
β RK3βοΈ (@rkellogg3) April 8, 2014
Faux Pelini also tweeted some very angry things at Kentucky coach John Calipari during the Kentucky-Connecticut championship game.
.@UKCoachCalipari Your weird stool is weird
β Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 8, 2014
.@UKCoachCalipari NOBODY IS COMING TO SHINE YOUR SHOES STAND UP LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
β Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 8, 2014
.@UKCoachCalipari EITHER START PLAYING "IF I HAD A HAMMER" ON YOUR ACOUSTIC GUITAR OR STAND UP YOU WEIRDO
β Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 8, 2014
.@UKCoachCalipari DON'T FORGET TO HIT SOFT 17 AGAINST A 10
β Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 8, 2014
He kept himself busy on Twitter throughout this game.
I'd give $1000 just to dunk* one time in my life *flagrantly foul a guy while he's dunking
β Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 8, 2014
.@gusjohnson Are you screaming play by play in your living room please say yes
β Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 8, 2014
@FauxPelini where's ur blue check mark at
β Doug McDermott (@dougmcd3) April 8, 2014
@dougmcd3 They upgraded me to the invisible one but I'm not supposed to talk about it
β Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 8, 2014
And the icing on the cake.
PARTY AT DEREK'S
β Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 8, 2014
[RA Derek, using a fire extinguisher on a couch in the study room] "Iβve made a huge mistake."
β Adam Kramer (@KegsnEggs) April 8, 2014
Here is some of the best stuff on Twitter in the aftermath of UConnβs win.
As it turns out, this guy is not a genius. Stunning, I know. pic.twitter.com/StKuizJPSo
β LostLettermen.com (@LostLettermen) April 8, 2014
Drake seems sad pic.twitter.com/P0jBaX8QDb
β I'm Shmacked (@ImShmacked) April 8, 2014
Imma just hand @Drake a business card and say... We Made It pic.twitter.com/YMYalWClmx
β UConn Men's Hoops (@UConnMBB) April 8, 2014
Dikembe Mutombo has a message for Kentucky ... https://t.co/ciXnrKDf75
β SportsNation (@SportsNation) April 8, 2014
Coach Miles seems pleased with a certain websiteβs preseason basketball rankings.
These guys @CBSSports have always been sharp! #GBR http://t.co/owK9EdvcN8
β Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) April 8, 2014
Prince Amukamara had his wisdom teeth removed.
Don't remember taking this picture smh! #wisdomteeth pic.twitter.com/BMFUaSDvhO
β Prince Amukamara (@PrinceAmukamara) April 9, 2014
Tunnel Walk of Shame shows some appreciation for the Husker Baseball team.
He may not be a huge baseball fan, but even Carl Pelini can be proud of the way this Husker baseball team comes from behind.
β Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) April 9, 2014
@TunnelWalkShame oh dear
β Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 9, 2014
On the plus side for Creighton fans, though, Spring Game on Saturday.
β Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) April 9, 2014
Faux Pelini is not impressed with UConnβs streak.
Big deal Nebraska has never lost one either RT @SportsCenter: UConn is now an INCREDIBLE 13-0 in Championship games. Women 9-0, Men 4-0.
β Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 9, 2014
β Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 9, 2014
Carl is in trouble again.
WELCOME HOME CARL RT @OWHnews: Mostly nude man arrested in Lincoln; teens said he followed them, yelled.
β Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 10, 2014
MY BROTHER IS A PAYING CUSTOMER LEAVE HIM ALONE RT @kmbc: Images of one of the chimps on the loose at the KC Zoo pic.twitter.com/1bbGNLs2cp
β Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 10, 2014
TWOS came up with his own points system for the Spring Game.
Imani gets 5 points for every crushed skull. RT @DanHoppen Spring game is offense v. defense. Pelini says point system will be put together.
β Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) April 9, 2014
-3 points for Carl Pelini trying to take the Drug-Free Pledge at halftime. #SpringGamePointSystem
β Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) April 9, 2014
4 points for every play Ameer Abdullah is used as a decoy to avoid injury for fuck's sake. #SpringGamePointSystem
β Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) April 9, 2014
Successfully land a 50-yard pass in Kenny Bell's afro? You've just earned 8 points, @johnnystanton5! #SpringGamePointSystem
β Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) April 9, 2014
Shell game with a football hidden in the shirt of Jake, Sam or Barney Cotton. Guess right? 10 points! #SpringGamePointSystem
β Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) April 9, 2014
One point for every yard you can toss Josh Mitchell. #SpringGamePointSystem
β Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) April 9, 2014
Find Tim Miles and give him a wedgie and Bo will award your team an automatic victory. #SpringGamePointSystem
β Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) April 9, 2014
The Husker football players and coaches have been tweeting at each other.
Last spring ball practice of our lives @Ameerguapo @AFRO_THUNDER80 lets act a fool....SENIORS!!!!
β Josh Mitchell (@J_Mitch05) April 9, 2014
"@J_Mitch05: Last spring ball practice of our lives @Ameerguapo @AFRO_THUNDER80 lets act a fool....SENIORS!!!!" "We made it!" *drake voice*
β Ameer Abdullah (@Ameerguapo) April 9, 2014
@Ameerguapo @J_Mitch05 @AFRO_THUNDER80 please dont
β John Papuchis (@CoachJP_NU) April 9, 2014
@CoachJP_NU @Ameerguapo @AFRO_THUNDER80 hahaha within the proper rules of the game coach it's all about having some fun
β Josh Mitchell (@J_Mitch05) April 9, 2014
@J_Mitch05 @Ameerguapo @AFRO_THUNDER80 I know..........didnt you sense my sarcasm............next spring wont be the same
β John Papuchis (@CoachJP_NU) April 9, 2014
And Kenny Bell listed his favorite sporting events. Coach Rich Fisher only had one.
My top 5 sporting events: 1. Lord Stanley's cup. 2/3. World Cup & The masters. 4. Winter Olympics 5. Summer Olympics
β Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) April 10, 2014
@AFRO_THUNDER80 1. Masters 2. Masters 3. Masters 4. Masters 5. Masters
β Coach Rich Fisher (@rfisher88) April 10, 2014
@rfisher88 speaking of which. Made n emergency game day decision about my foursome. Changed it on the sheet in ur office cuz u weren't there
β Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) April 10, 2014
@rfisher88 it was prior to any of my players teeing off as well
β Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) April 10, 2014
@AFRO_THUNDER80 lol!! Jimenez. I hope him and Angel have plenty of ADVIL...
β Coach Rich Fisher (@rfisher88) April 10, 2014
@rfisher88 hahahahaha that's mean coach. C'mon now
β Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) April 10, 2014
Huskers Golf tweeted at Faux Pelini and this is what ensued.
Hey @BoPelini and @FauxPelini will you please wish @CFAMPN a happy birthday!
β Nebraska Men's Golf (@HuskersGolf) April 11, 2014
@HuskersGolf @BoPelini @CFAMPN why is he special
β Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 11, 2014
@FauxPelini @BoPelini @CFAMPN he can tell the difference between butter and I can't believe it's not butter
β Nebraska Men's Golf (@HuskersGolf) April 11, 2014
@HuskersGolf @CFAMPN ok then
β Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 11, 2014
@HuskersGolf @CFAMPN HB mpn
β Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 11, 2014
@FauxPelini Can you live tweet our next tournament? It's in Iowa City and there's a rumor you don't like people from there. We have Gatorade
β Nebraska Men's Golf (@HuskersGolf) April 11, 2014
@HuskersGolf sandwiches or no deal
β Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 11, 2014
@FauxPelini "Sandwiches" has to be plural? You act like you have a pet or something
β Nebraska Men's Golf (@HuskersGolf) April 11, 2014
@HuskersGolf let me know when you have tournaments so we can win
β Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 11, 2014
@FauxPelini Khakis are common in golf so you and Jake from State Farm will probably fit in FYI
β Nebraska Men's Golf (@HuskersGolf) April 11, 2014
The Weather Channel tweeted at Faux Pelini again.
If you don't believe in fate then tell me how a guy named Doppler discovered the Doppler Effect
β Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 11, 2014
@weatherchannel Even more insane is that Tommy John once had Tommy John surgery
β Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 11, 2014
@weatherchannel that is one of my favorite sports videos
β Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 11, 2014
Nightline also tweeted back at Faux Pelini that day.
@Nightline @ABC what is that cat's name can I guess I bet it's Steve
β Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 11, 2014
@Nightline @ABC Come on tell me now don't make me wait
β Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 11, 2014
Speaking of felines, Bo Peliniβs cat made his public debut at the Husker Spring Game. Yes you are reading this correctly.
Now we're ready for the #Huskers Spring Game. pic.twitter.com/XYUrYvMael
β Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) April 12, 2014
.@BoPelini Fine, you can keep her
β Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 12, 2014
Bo doing the tunnel walk holding a cat. I can die happy now. What the actual fuck.
β Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) April 12, 2014
@bopelini was entertainment gold today. Tunnel Walk with @FauxPelini kitty - then the Lion King move was classic!!
β Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) April 12, 2014
Of course you couldnβt go through the Spring Game without a selfie.
#SpringGameSelfie with @AFRO_THUNDER80 and @Ameerguapo pic.twitter.com/wBFQn842aV
β Nebraska Football (@HuskerFBNation) April 12, 2014
Booty had me like pic.twitter.com/PPJ7wUbbQl
β Mr. S (@JSmoooth22) April 13, 2014
@AFRO_THUNDER80 pic.twitter.com/0HKHnHDeaG
β Riley Milhon (@RJMHoneybadger) April 13, 2014
I can't even imagine how stoked @TunnelWalkShame was to see Bo with that cat πππ lmaoooooo love that dude
β Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) April 12, 2014
@AFRO_THUNDER80 I thought I had warped into a dimension where TWOS was real life. Half expected T-Magic to show up with free Push Pops.
β Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) April 13, 2014
Even ESPN caught onto the cat craze.
Great moments in ESPN history. pic.twitter.com/qEagX5UCky
β Barrett Sallee (@BarrettSallee) April 13, 2014
And Faux Pelini thinks Bo needs to go a step further.
@BoPelini We need to get the cat an agent
β Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 13, 2014
He also mocked the NCAA during the Masters on Sunday.
.@NCAA The Masters people are about to share a bunch of money with a 20 year old athlete haha are they high
β Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 13, 2014
The dumb tweet of the month goes to this person.
I hope the tenth edition of This Week on Twitter made your Monday better! Which one was your favorite? If you missed last weekβs TWOTΒ click here. GO BIG RED!!!