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Faux Pelini likes to take risks on St. Patrick’s Day.
I realize that not every small Irishman I strip-search for gold today will be a leprechaun but why risk it
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 18, 2014
He also made sure local sports reporters don’t mislead some Husker fans.
@kevinsjuts @Sean_Callahan When the fans find out the game is being played in Texas they will be irate
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 17, 2014
It’s ok to laugh at certain things.
I AM NOT LAUGHING IS EVERYONE OK I AM NOT LAUGHING RT @HuffingtonPost: Miley Cyrus tour bus catches fire and bursts into flames
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 18, 2014
Faux Pelini was on a roll this week.
@CNN ok first of all that plane is NOT over the United States you idiots
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 18, 2014
@artzkd I could see checking the Gulf of Mexico but that is IT
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 18, 2014
@Money23Mike Exactly my point why is the USA even part of the search site
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 18, 2014
Faux Pelini and TWOS are getting into the spirit of March Madness.
.@IowaHoops You guys are so lucky you get to play an extra tournament game
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 18, 2014
.@NCAA YOUR TOURNAMENT HAS 60 FIRST ROUND BYES ARE YOU DRUNK
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 19, 2014
#Huskers just beat Creighton with a walk-off single and they didn't even need Terran Petteway.
— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) March 20, 2014
Ameer Abdullah and Kenny Bell had some quality banter back and forth this week
"@TheWorldImages: Chicken Cooking Rack! pic.twitter.com/Q9x3d9Q2ng" @Ameerguapo has 3 of these......
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) March 18, 2014
@Ameerguapo lmaooooo sorry bro but that was funny
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) March 18, 2014
@Ameerguapo lmaoooooo u sure u wanna do this in front of 80 thousand + people?
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) March 18, 2014
Just saw @Ameerguapo driving to Popeyes.... I see you bro pic.twitter.com/bM91Jnv5nw
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) March 18, 2014
@AFRO_THUNDER80 aye bro you left your new J's in the locker room though! pic.twitter.com/d35081CVOm
— Ameer Abdullah (@Ameerguapo) March 18, 2014
@Ameerguapo dang bro? On my shoe game now 😂😂😂 alright
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) March 18, 2014
@AFRO_THUNDER80 nah but seriously, come get your little brother he's been roaming around again he needs a ride home pic.twitter.com/Qu8EZiD1oL
— Ameer Abdullah (@Ameerguapo) March 18, 2014
Meanwhile Faux Pelini was on fire during March Madness.
@chickfilA Fred Phelps is dead now what
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 20, 2014
WHAT IN THE HELL CARL RT @AP: Police say man posed as podiatry student, then sucked woman's toes at North Carolina Wal-Mart
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 21, 2014
.@Pontifex Was Saint Louis bad at basketball
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 21, 2014
Our country has two Dakotas and one Hawaii, nice planning Obama
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 21, 2014
.@Nike This day has more overtime than your Taiwanese t-shirt factory
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 21, 2014
Nebraska and referees have a long history together.
Can I get fined if I comment about basketball officiating?
— Bo Pelini (@BoPelini) March 21, 2014
@BoPelini You can borrow my password any time you need to express yourself
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 21, 2014
DO IT TIM DO SOMETHING REGRETTABLE IT WILL FEEL GOOD
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 21, 2014
whoa I am impressed
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 21, 2014
ejecting a head coach from a national postseason tournament for pointing out a clock error seems reasonable
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 21, 2014
@CoachMiles It's been a long time since we had anything to be sad about in March so thx
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 21, 2014
.@CoxHelp Isn't there a Pac-12 game you can switch us over to
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 21, 2014
But at least Duke lost.
Duke is now more successful at porn than basketball. #BlueDevils #EarningTheNickname
— Joel Stein (@thejoelstein) March 21, 2014
Husker receiver Sam Burtch has sage advice for everyone.
Don't play monopoly with you significant other
— Sam Burtch (@Burtchie13) March 23, 2014
Carl is in trouble again.
CARL CALLS THAT "WEDNESDAY" RT @RawStory: Florida man drinks $80 worth of shots, sets fire to trash can, punches people, gets arrested
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 23, 2014
Just don’t ask him about the football clocks.
.@NCAA are your basketball clocks super complicated
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 23, 2014
Only in Texas.
— Josh Peterson (@joshtweeterson) March 23, 2014
Faux Pelini is jealous of Doug McDermott.
Doug McDermott starting AGAIN, must be nice to have your dad as the coach
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 24, 2014
But he still left some final words for him.
@dougmcd3 thx
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 24, 2014
I didn't gather as many tweets compared to last week's TWOT but there should still be plenty of quality tweets to brighten up your Monday. Tell me in the comments section your favorite tweets from this week! GO BIG RED!!!