This week on Twitter Faux Pelini is jealous of Tim Miles.
@CoachMiles They named you Coach of the Year and it's only March, that's pretty good
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 10, 2014
And TWOS is hung-over.
I've been hungover at work plenty of times. Just never because of #Nebrasketball. This is awesome. [pukes in trash can]
— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) March 10, 2014
And then this epic conversation happened between Faux Pelini, Tommy Armstrong, Sam Foltz and the Huskers Twitter account.
Answering questions from all my followers. Gotta show em love. Go for it.!!!
— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@TSTRONGJR4) March 11, 2014
@TSTRONGJR4 Are you sad that you will never break your record for longest TD pass by a Husker
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 11, 2014
@FauxPelini nah not really, but there is plenty more to attempt.
— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@TSTRONGJR4) March 11, 2014
@TSTRONGJR4 Next time you are back there you could try for longest surprise punt by a QB
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 11, 2014
@FauxPelini @TSTRONGJR4 ... no. Let's stick with the TD passes.
— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) March 11, 2014
@Huskers @FauxPelini amen to that one.
— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@TSTRONGJR4) March 11, 2014
@Huskers @FauxPelini @TSTRONGJR4 leave the punting to me boys!
— Sam Foltz (@samfoltz27) March 11, 2014
@samfoltz27 @Huskers @TSTRONGJR4 Maybe he could punt it to you and you could repunt? That would be so weird
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 11, 2014
@FauxPelini @samfoltz27 @Huskers @TSTRONGJR4 I think I may punt it farther lol jk. The guy is a monster back there!!!!
— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@TSTRONGJR4) March 11, 2014
@TSTRONGJR4 @samfoltz27 @Huskers Sam if you changed your name to Legstrong you guys could do Doublemint Gum commercials
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 11, 2014
@FauxPelini @TSTRONGJR4 @Huskers might take you up on that!
— Sam Foltz (@samfoltz27) March 11, 2014
@FauxPelini @samfoltz27 @Huskers Best joke by far!!!!
— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@TSTRONGJR4) March 11, 2014
@FauxPelini @TSTRONGJR4 @samfoltz27 and if you and @CoachPelini grabbed the same pack of "Big Red" gum a wormhole would summon Bob Devaney.
— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) March 11, 2014
@Huskers @FauxPelini @TSTRONGJR4 @samfoltz27 @CoachPelini Has the physics department confirmed this?
— Nebraska First News (@nebraskannews) March 11, 2014
@nebraskannews @Huskers @FauxPelini @samfoltz27 @coachpelini haahaha i sure hope so
— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@TSTRONGJR4) March 11, 2014
Twitter was down on Tuesday.
Did anyone else have trouble sending tweets while Twitter was down
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 11, 2014
#WhileTwitterWasDown there was drama on Facebook.. pic.twitter.com/hbxop3KJ3P
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) March 11, 2014
Snape also had some advice for Miley Cyrus.
.@MileyCyrus Stop licking things.
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) March 12, 2014
Sometimes you find out about things in unexpected ways…like on Twitter.
WOW! "@ESPNNFL: THIS JUST IN: Saints now plan to trade RB Darren Sproles due to heavy interest. He will not be released.
— Darren Sproles (@DarrenSproles) March 11, 2014
The stuff u find out on twitter
— Darren Sproles (@DarrenSproles) March 11, 2014
Fake Dan Beebe and Faux Pelini had an intense conversation.
So much for this "dalylight saving" bullshit, take a look outside
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 12, 2014
ok some people spell it "daylight" but I don't
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 12, 2014
@FauxPelini that's why you keep losing games
— Fake Dan Beebe (@DanBeebe) March 12, 2014
@DanBeebe I HAVE NOT LOST A GAME SINCE NOVEMBER SO BITE IT
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 12, 2014
@FauxPelini bullcrap. I just trounced you in Words With Friends. You're "boknowsLLLL" right?
— Fake Dan Beebe (@DanBeebe) March 12, 2014
@DanBeebe haha I only play Words I Wish I Had Some Friends so #burn
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 12, 2014
@FauxPelini I'll be your friend. Why would we ever not be friends? :)
— Fake Dan Beebe (@DanBeebe) March 12, 2014
@DanBeebe I have a rule, I am not friends with people whose guts I hate
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 12, 2014
@FauxPelini NOW WAIT JUST A SECOND :D get it :DDDDDD
— Fake Dan Beebe (@DanBeebe) March 12, 2014
@DanBeebe ok that was hurtful
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 12, 2014
@DanBeebe BTW I tried to tell you that if you made friends with Texas they would only make you sad in the end AND I WAS RIGHT DAN
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 12, 2014
He also enjoys jogging in animal suits.
@johnnystanton5 thx
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 13, 2014
@FauxPelini I didn't even recognize you coach!
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) March 13, 2014
And writes poetry every once in a while.
.@nytimes This haiku is what a seven year old would say to her pet hamster.
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 13, 2014
Kenny Bell and Josh Mitchell talk about a goat.
Just witnessed a goat traveling in a dog kennel in the back of a truck. Wow. First time for everything. #Nebraska
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) March 13, 2014
@AFRO_THUNDER80 that's the goat I ordered
— Josh Mitchell (@J_Mitch05) March 13, 2014
@J_Mitch05 lmaooooo shut up bro
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) March 13, 2014
@AFRO_THUNDER80 needed to add some diversity to my house lmao
— Josh Mitchell (@J_Mitch05) March 13, 2014
@J_Mitch05 that doesn't mean you should order a nail order bride to @D_FOZ 😂😂😂😂
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) March 13, 2014
Faux Pelini asks Cox some questions.
@CoxHelp Allan why doesn't Gibbs shoot more, do you think it's a confidence thing
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 15, 2014
@CoxHelp Allan can you please change the name of your company it makes me uncomfortable
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 15, 2014
@CoxHelp Allan Creighton's beige/grey uniforms are ugly can you fix this
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 15, 2014
@CoxHelp Mike, did Allan quit be honest
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 15, 2014
And he finally got a reply.
@FauxPelini Nope, he is still hanging in there.-Ed
— Cox Customer Care (@CoxHelp) March 15, 2014
FP is confused by another headline.
Best selection on the internet RT @HuffingtonPost: Girl kidnapped in Spain found months later in Amazon
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 15, 2014
Nebraska was revealed as the 11th seed and twitter exploded.
AND CREIGHTON WASTED SO MANY POINTS AGAINST US THE FIRST TIME
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 16, 2014
I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS EXCITED TO TRAVEL TO TEXAS TO MEET A BUNCH OF BAPTISTS! #NEBRASKETBALL #HUSKERS
— Fake Coach Miles (@FakeCoachMiles) March 16, 2014
Now Jayskers will have to pack two suitcases for San Antonio. But where will they change sweater vests between games? #nebrasketball
— Fake Coach Miles (@FakeCoachMiles) March 16, 2014
OH MY GOD!!!! We beat Baylor an we play creighton on the second round. Yea jayskers. Worst nightmare
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) March 16, 2014
Faux Pelini really wants a billion dollars
.@WarrenBuffett I'm on vacation for two weeks can I turn in my bracket when I get home you can trust me
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 17, 2014
.@WarrenBuffett Also I'm going to enter 9,223,372,036,854,775,808 times, do you need hard copies
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 17, 2014
There were plenty of hilarious tweets this week so tell me which one was your favorite. If you would like, you can click here to check out last week’s TWOT. GO BIG RED!!!