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I guess this is what happens when you dress up like a clown on UNL’s campus.
#UNL PD responded to a report of 6 intoxicated ppl dressed at jesters. If you see them clowning around let us know. pic.twitter.com/6wDJTchAHT
— UNLPD (@UNLPD) March 3, 2014
Faux Pelini tells ESPN to back off.
@ESPNCFB why don't you mind your own beeswax
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 4, 2014
But he had this to say about Lebron’s record breaking night.
@SportsCenter has he shot very many slam dunks
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 4, 2014
And he left another message for Vladimir Putin.
.@PutinRF_Eng Happy Anniversary! #SportsIl[FLAG]trated pic.twitter.com/FHSS5EsABJ
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 4, 2014
This is how Kenny Bell feels about Creighton.
Creighton lost. 😏😏😏 *fist pump*
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) March 5, 2014
Jayskers make me sick. All or nothing people.
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) March 5, 2014
Bo Pelini gets photoshopped.
Did anyone notice the Huskers in Ellen's Oscar selfie? #unl @unlincoln #huskers #fauxpelini #herbiehusker pic.twitter.com/OIiBc5khzR
— Curt Bright (@StringBeanMan) March 5, 2014
TWOS and @Huskers have an interesting conversation.
Science fact: Benny Parker is powered by 4 9-volt batteries and a handful of Pop Rocks.
— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) March 6, 2014
@TunnelWalkShame not just pop rocks, special Nebraska Athletic Performance Lab pop rocks. #ConfectioneryScience
— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) March 6, 2014
@Huskers That's a pretty fancy term for Fairbury Hot Dogs covered in Dorothy Lynch.
— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) March 6, 2014
@TunnelWalkShame ...wrapped in a @Runza on top of a @valentinospizza.
— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) March 6, 2014
@Huskers @Runza @valentinospizza That tweet made you $2500. Well played.
— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) March 6, 2014
@TunnelWalkShame plot twist, $2500 in Runza coupons.
— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) March 6, 2014
@Huskers That's a lot of cabbage, baby.
— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) March 6, 2014
After a big win on Ash Wednesday against Indiana, FP and TWOS asked Coach Miles the same question.
.@COACHMILES This year for Lent I gave up NOT GETTING INTO THE NCAA FUCKING TOURNEY.
— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) March 6, 2014
.@CoachMiles Did you give up not going to the NCAA tournament for Lent
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 6, 2014
Holy crap I accidentally stole @TunnelWalkShame 's Lent joke, please forgive
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 6, 2014
@FauxPelini @TunnelWalkShame you should give up doing that… you know, for Lent.
— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) March 6, 2014
@Huskers @TunnelWalkShame I wish I had seen it, now I am a lowly joke repeater
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 6, 2014
@FauxPelini We cool, fellow fake Twitter person. We cool.
— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) March 6, 2014
2PAC was at a Celtics game.
2PAC IS ALIVE!!! #Celtics #Warriors #NBA (@Kyoo/@CLNSRadio) pic.twitter.com/bjcX7vPa9O
— Jared Weiss (@CLNS_JaredWeiss) March 6, 2014
Faux Pelini checks up on Hobby Lobby.
.@HobbyLobbyStore Do you sell ropes and hooks that can get a person up onto an apartment balcony
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 6, 2014
FP and TWOS had this to say about T-Magic.
I'm sorry but no NFL team will let him play all 3 RT @swmckewonOWH: Pro Day: Taylor Martinez worked out as a QB, DB and WR
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 7, 2014
"I ran a 4.28 40, benched 135 lbs and set the high score on Wobble Wobble, now available on iTunes. Hashtag wobble." Big day for TMagic.
— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) March 6, 2014
This actually happened.
@Huskers You should just stick Ellen in that picture and send it out again.
— CornNation (@CornNation) March 9, 2014
@CornNation pic.twitter.com/VS1yTpESoM
— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) March 9, 2014
Faux Pelini is confused.
OH DEAR LORD WHAT IS THE SCORE RT @ESPNCBB: Congratulations Doug McDermott on scoring 3,000 points!
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 9, 2014
@dougmcd3 Do your teammates' parents get mad that your dad starts you pretty much every game
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 9, 2014
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has an interesting routine for daylight savings time.
Daylight Saving Time starts this evening, turn your clocks forward and change smoke alarm batteries before going to bed tonight.
— Mayor Rob Ford (@TOMayorFord) March 9, 2014
Fake Coach Miles with another zinger.
Did you know that the number one cause of death in Iowa during the month of March is choking?
— Fake Coach Miles (@FakeCoachMiles) March 9, 2014
Johnny Stanton made this structure.
My masterpiece. Fort Stanton pic.twitter.com/EvTsrKUaAk
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) March 9, 2014
And he dressed up for the Husker basketball game.
Acceptable. Tweet me pictures if you see me in my horse head. pic.twitter.com/1AlFFwFYex
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) March 9, 2014
.@johnnystanton5 gotcha pic.twitter.com/4HWagm6RoB
— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) March 9, 2014
@johnnystanton5 @Huskers Horses don't usually wear pants, just an idea
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 9, 2014
@FauxPelini @Huskers if I didn't they'd probably make me sit next to those people with "Bucky" on their shirts and I don't want to do that.
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) March 9, 2014
@johnnystanton5 @Huskers Do NOT interact with the chubby weirdos with upside-down M's on their red shirts
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 9, 2014
@FauxPelini @Huskers they wouldn't give me any of the weird cheese their head. I mean how weird is that? Wearing a yellow food on your head😕
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) March 9, 2014
Looks like someone did naked back-flips last night.
If we beat Wisconsin tonight I will do naked backflips on my front lawn, and if we lose I will do naked backflips on my front lawn
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 9, 2014
Here are some Twitter highlights from after Nebraska's upset win over Wisconsin.
Nebraska in the NCAA tourney and also nominated for Best Picture..... Has your state done that?
— Ben Koo (@bkoo) March 10, 2014
If the tournament actually involves dancing they may aswell crown us now cause mine and @TheHawk_4 dance moves way too deluxe.. 💃
— Tai Jack Webster (@Tjawtherula) March 10, 2014
Unbelievable atmosphere at PBA and a great team win @HuskerHoops #GBR
— Bo Pelini (@BoPelini) March 10, 2014
Get loud and stay loud Husker fans.
We're told the @PinnacleArena folks recorded a decibel reading of 105 tonight. Hats off to you #Huskers. #PBAMagic
— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) March 10, 2014
And last but not least.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MILESACLES
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) March 10, 2014
That's all for now. What is your favorite tweet from this week? I wasn't able to pick out as many gems as last week so if you want to check out the fourth edition of TWOT click here. GO BIG RED!!!