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All about getting the win.
Ugly.... But a road W!!! #GBR #Huskers #B1GACC pic.twitter.com/D1LmervF0t
— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) December 2, 2014
Michael Rose with your daily motivation.
Dont let anyone elses expectations or standards for you, deviate you from the expectations or standards you set for yourself #IamMyOwnBeing
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) December 3, 2014
Amber Rolfzen brings up a good point.
I agree that those giant teddy bears are cute but where in the world would you put them?
— Amber Rolfzen (@twintowerBer) December 3, 2014
Finals week is slowly approaching.
The best part about being an art major is not having a final test. The worst part about being an art major is having a final project.
— kadie rolfzen (@twintowerKD) December 3, 2014
Faux Pelini had some advice for Mike Riley.
TWITTER LETTER TO MIKE RILEY (WHOEVER THAT IS)
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014
Congratulations on taking my job from me, I hope you’re happy with yourself. I know it’s not your fault BUT I HATE YOU ANYWAY.
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014
Even though you are mean I’ve decided to tell you what you need to know about your new job.
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014
The best thing: UNLIMITED KHAKIS AND HOODIES. Check the walk-in closet behind Tim Miles’ office by the Coke machine. OH GOD I MISS IT SO.
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014
I’ve heard there is free bubble gum near Shawn Eichorst’s office, but nobody knows where that is.
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014
Most fans are good. Some are impatient, some are old and don’t like noise, but most are fine. The ones who leave early are assholes, though.
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014
IMPORTANT: DON’T HIRE YOUR BROTHER. OR AT LEAST MY BROTHER.
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014
Your boss won’t give you a specific number of games you have to win to not get fired, but here’s a hint: IT’S AT LEAST TEN.
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014
When you finish in the Top 20, they will require you to start finishing in the Top 15. When you do that, the Top 10. And then the Playoff.
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014
And if you make the Playoff a couple of times but lose, TAKE A WILD GUESS ABOUT WHAT THEY WILL REQUIRE NEXT.
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014
So while they say they just want you to get the program over the hump, there are actually about 37 humps, EACH ONE WAITING TO MAKE YOU SAD.
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014
IMPORTANT: ASSUME ALL MICROPHONES ARE "HOT" EVEN WHEN YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT THE ASSHOLES WHO LEAVE GAMES EARLY. especially then, actually
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014
Oh -- if people say that your real job is to lead young men & get high graduation rates & run a clean program, I WANT YOU TO LAUGH AT THEM.
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014
NO, I WANT YOU TO STAND UP AND POINT AT THEM AND LAUGH MANIACALLY UNTIL THEY CRY AND LEAVE THE ROOM.
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014
BECAUSE SUNDAY THEY HAD A 45 MINUTE PRESS CONFERENCE ABOUT HOW I GOT FIRED FOR NOT WINNING ENOUGH GAMES AND CHAMPIONSHIPS. AND THAT WAS IT.
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014
OK, good luck I guess. If you have questions call me at 1-800-IM-GETTING-SEVEN-MILLION-DOLLARS-TO-NOT-WORK-SO-FIGURE-IT-OUT-YOURSELF-SUCKA.
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014
Or maybe I'll stick around for a little while to help you. I haven't decided yet.
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014
BYE.
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014
Who wants to see this happen?
Why have 5 fake Mike Reilly's followed me and how do we determine who is the real fake Mike Reilly? Fight to the death?
— Jabarius (@StepDaddyFinnin) December 4, 2014
Tim Miles gives a shutout to John Cook.
My hero @jcook2 - CONGRATS on #NCAA victories @HuskerVball #GBR pic.twitter.com/jvj3Do8n7e
— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) December 7, 2014
Guess who followed Tim Miles.
Wow! A follow from @Coach_Riley ... My Day keeps getting better #GBR (that means "go big red" coach) - just kidding pic.twitter.com/jLs8pBREP1
— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) December 7, 2014
Dads first time out hunting some honkers! Had a great time with some good people! pic.twitter.com/rsCTEYBNpp
— Sam Foltz (@samfoltz27) December 7, 2014
Up in Northern Nebraska gunna hit some geese in the morning! Can't wait
— Sam Foltz (@samfoltz27) December 6, 2014
Josh Mitchell got his wish.
Hoping for that San Diego bowl would love to end my collegiate career playing in front of my entire family & friends
— Josh Mitchell (@J_Mitch05) December 7, 2014
TURN UP!!!!! Last game in San Diego & we get to face the Trojans
— Josh Mitchell (@J_Mitch05) December 7, 2014
I think Michael Rose was getting sick of Florida.
If we would of went to another bowl game in Florida, as a team we would have had to apply for residency in the sunshine state lol
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) December 7, 2014
And last but not least…
I was told coach likes to ride his bike..he better make sure that thing gets locked up well.
— B. Reilly (@brandonreilly01) December 5, 2014
I hope these tweets made your Monday a little better. Here is last week’s Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!