Corn Flakes: The Big 12 Gets Stomped

Three bowl games yesterday, all three featuring Big 12 teams, and not only does the conference go 0-3, but our old conference buddies Oklahoma and Texas get the crapped stomped out of them.

I don't have an ax to grind here, even with regards to Texas - I just wanted to see some good football.

I expected an Oklahoma - Clemson game worth watching, but the Sooners couldn't be bothered to show up.

I expected Texas to fight a little harder than they did, but Shawn Watson's offense could must only 59 yards of offense. The Longhorns rushed 18 times for two yards for an average of .1 yard per carry. You could fall forward running a quarterback sneak on every play and do better than that.

59.

.1

And you hated Tim Beck.

Bret Bielema probably didn't mean to HORNS DOWN Texas, but Arkansas' QB did - SBNation.com
Bret Bielema during that 31-7 win, when he was revealed by ESPN to not be a SNEAKTAUNTER and instead to have a case of Constant Random Horns Down Syndrome, which affects thousands of Americans every year:

Texas A&M Staff Member Is Punching WVU Players At The Liberty Bowl - The Smoking Musket
Here's a couple of instances where an A&M staff member is punching WVU players on the sidelines.

Mountaineers Upended By Aggies In Liberty Bowl, 45-37 - The Smoking Musket
Inconsistent offense does in the Mountaineers against Texas A&M in the Liberty Bowl.

Russell Athletic Bowl Aftermath | The College Football World Is Laughing At Oklahoma's 40-6 Loss - Crimson And Cream Machine
Futility will be defined from this point forward by Oklahoma's Russell Athletic Bowl performance

Murphy's Law rules Texas Longhorns blowout by Arkansas Razorbacks in Texas Bowl - Burnt Orange Nation
In an absolutely brutal loss, the only consolation was that it wasn't the worst offensive performance ever by the Longhorns. And that is the smallest of victories.

Shooting From the Hip: Arkansas 31, Texas 7 - Barking Carnival
Arkansas wins the battle of toothless fans versus a toothless offense.

JIM HARBAUGH

Balance of Big Ten power shifts further with Harbaugh at Michigan - CBSSports.com
With better coaches and more overall success, the Big Ten's East Division has pulled away from the West now that Jim Harbaugh is at Michigan

Andy Vaughn hired by Mike Riley - Nebraska - Scout
Nebraska has hired Andy Vaughn to serve as Director of Football & Recruiting Operations.

Ranking Twitter photos of Jim Harbaugh arriving in Michigan - SBNation.com
These are all definitely pictures.

Ohio State's Urban Meyer ponders rivalry with Jim Harbaugh at Michigan - College Football - SI.com
As Ohio State's Urban Meyer prepares for Sugar Bowl matchup with Nick Saban, he ponders the possibility of a rivalry with Jim Harbaugh at Michigan.

Michigan basketball fans having 'Khaki Out' to welcome Jim Harbaugh - SBNation.com
The school's basketball student cheering section has a special surprise for their new football coach.

Nebraska

Wolf Pack football loses key staffer to Nebraska
Andy Vaughn was team's director of football.

Huskers Fall at Minnesota - Huskers.com - Nebraska Athletics Official Web Site
A short-handed No. 12 Nebraska women's basketball team led by 14 points with 7:50 left at Minnesota, but the Golden Gophers erupted on a 13-0 run in the next 3:40 then completed the comeback with a 72-69 win at Williams Arena on Monday night.