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Faux Pelini seeks help from the government about his defensive issues.
.@DeptofDefense Pls tell Hagel that if he knows anything about stopping the zone read, call me
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 24, 2014
.@DeptofDefense also any tips on stopping the play where the guy runs straight up the middle would be good
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 24, 2014
When a figment of your imagination suddenly becomes reality.
don't think these horrible thoughts RT @Mathew_Dugan: If Bo Pelini gets fired, will @FauxPelini change his name or cease to exist?
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 24, 2014
Amber Rolfzen yearns for the good old days.
Just dated my paper 2012 so that's how my day is going
— Amber Rolfzen (@twintowerBer) November 24, 2014
The life of a Husker athlete.
It's weird to hear everybody going to the airport to go home for thanksgiving while we are going to the airport to go play some games.
— kadie rolfzen (@twintowerKD) November 25, 2014
Tim Miles does the occasional photobomb every once in a while.
Famous people and of course @GitRDoneLarry pic.twitter.com/BCKMTE6CVA
— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) November 26, 2014
What a coincidence.
Isn't this like the 9th year in a row Thanksgiving is falling on a Thursday
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 27, 2014
Faux Pelini hates the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade.
My main criticism of the Thanksgiving Day Parade is that it's stupid
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 27, 2014
HAPPY THANKSGIVING THIS IS TOTALLY NORMAL pic.twitter.com/ybjLk7opUr
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 27, 2014
HAVE A WONDERFUL NORMAL THANKSGIVING pic.twitter.com/830mj21CHi
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 27, 2014
HAPPY THANKSGIVING PREPARE TO BE MURDERED IN YOUR SLEEP pic.twitter.com/i8kE5zx5jE
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 27, 2014
HAPPY THANKSGIVING IMAGINE THIS FLOATING IN YOUR CLOSET WHILE YOU SLEEP pic.twitter.com/k7iT6Rfmrk
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 27, 2014
HAPPY THANKSGIVING KIDS YOU WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN pic.twitter.com/qQfy3J3QTO
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 27, 2014
And now introducing, Thanksgiving conversations with Faux Pelini.
@RBrex2022 are you going to watch our game tomorrow or do you have football practice
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 27, 2014
@RBrex2022 remember that time you carried like 8 Iowa guys on your back I laughed and cheered
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 27, 2014
@RBrex2022 I felt joy even though I was in Iowa which is rare
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 27, 2014
@RBrex2022 I always close my eyes when I drive past that, not super safe but it's worth it
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 27, 2014
@samfoltz27 I was thinking maybe kick it extra spirally tomorrow so they fumble it
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 28, 2014
@samfoltz27 also what if you coated your hands with mayonnaise and slathered it all over the ball just an idea
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 28, 2014
@samfoltz27 maybe just wear one mayonnaisse glove, fyi if the refs notice you have to eat it
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 28, 2014
@samfoltz27 why haven't you been doing that all along
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 28, 2014
@samfoltz27 if you pull your phone out of it and tweet right after a punt you will be famous
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 28, 2014
@samfoltz27 @FauxPelini just don't pet his cat. The thing bites.
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) November 28, 2014
@samfoltz27 @Sadler_3 what is the weirdest thing you guys have ever kept in your hand warmer
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 28, 2014
@samfoltz27 @FauxPelini once forgot I had chocolate in w my hand warmers. #partypooper
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) November 28, 2014
@FauxPelini @Sadler_3 I mean he looked in my hand warmer and asked for some skittles. We were buddies
— Sam Foltz (@samfoltz27) November 28, 2014
@Sadler_3 @FauxPelini I was cheering really loud for you to make the play.. Odds were stacked against the great mike sadler
— Sam Foltz (@samfoltz27) November 28, 2014
@samfoltz27 @FauxPelini its a tough life when anytime I step on the field I am the least athletic being. Refs, cats and linemen included!
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) November 28, 2014
The Husker WBB team celebrated their win over UCLA by going to a Lakers game.
Lakers game with my teamies!!! :) http://t.co/imcHOoOnjL
— Hailie Marie Sample (@MommaSamp) November 29, 2014
Laker game!! #SQUADDDDDDD http://t.co/RgvE1XV3UY
— Emily Cady (@EM_DAWG23) November 29, 2014
KOBE MY BOY @EM_DAWG23
— Esther Ramacieri (@EstaIzOvahHere) November 29, 2014
Lakers game was bomb! Especially after our win pic.twitter.com/l300ykIE7N
— Allie Havers (@Aaals22) November 29, 2014
Assistant coach Shimmy Gray-Miller shared an interesting experience from after the Lakers game.
My cabbie is a sullen smoker who is driving this Prius like it's a Formula One car. And we're listening to techno. I'm soooo over LA.
— Shimmy Gray-Miller (@shimmy33) November 29, 2014
Is this Faux Pelini’s swansong?
WAIT WHAT
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
THAT'S IT I QUIT
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT YOU ARE PAYING ME NOT TO LIVE IN LINCOLN NEBRASKA AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE SAD
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
THIS IS VERY CONFUSING I DIDN'T KNOW OUR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR WAS A REAL PERSON
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
CAN I GO BACK INTO THE STADIUM AND SAY GOODBYE ONE LAST TIME ALSO WHERE IS MY BLOWTORCH
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
WHERE IS MY STAPLER
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
WELL I FINALLY LOST LESS THAN FOUR GAMES IN A SEASON SO YOU'RE WELCOME
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
I HEREBY OFFER TO COACH NEBRASKA IN THE BOWL GAME I CAN DO IT VIA TWITTER HOW HARD CAN IT BE
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
AT THE END OF THE DAY THIS PRESS CONFERENCE BLOWS
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
THIS WAS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY EXECUTION YOU IMBECILES
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
And last but not least…
Yeah I found a way to slam Iowa in my press conference. There's always, umm, time for that
— Not Shawn Eichorst (@NotADEichorst) November 30, 2014
Also, if you thought I was going to tell Randy Gregory that I fired Bo to his face you're nuts.
— Not Shawn Eichorst (@NotADEichorst) November 30, 2014
I hope these tweets made your Monday better. Here is last week's Twitter Recap and yesterday’s Twitter Reaction to Firing of Bo Pelini. GO BIG RED!!!