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FIVE REASONS NEBRASKA WILL BEAT THE BYE WEEK!

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WE PUT THE SCARE INTO YOU FOR THE WEEK. NOW WE'LL EXPLAIN HOW THINGS GONNA BE ALRIGHT.

Eric Francis

WE TALKED ABOUT HOW THOSE NEBRASKA CORNHUSKERS ARE GONNA LOSE THIS WEEKEND AGAINST THAT BYE WEEK.

WE DON'T LIKE THAT FEARMONGERING THAT PEOPLE DO DURING POLITICAL SEASON AND SUCH, SO I'M HERE TO CALM YOU DOWN RIGHT NOW.

HOW WILL WE WIN? EASY PEASY ENOUGH, MCFLY!

TIM BECK ISN'T CALLING ANY PLAYS: I MEAN, WE CAN'T LOSE IF WE DON'T HAVE #ROGUEBECK CAN WE?

IF YOU DON'T THROW THE BALL YOU CAN'T LOSE: I MEAN, TOMMY ARMSTRONG IS NOT PLAYING SO WE CAN'T HAVE THAT 1-2 THROW THAT WE ALL SCREAM "WHAT THE FUCK" AND GET IT PICKED OFF. SO THAT IS A PLUS

IF YOU DON'T THROW THE BALL YOU CAN'T LOSE 2.0: IF WE DON'T THROW THE BALL, IT ALSO MEANS WE CAN'T HAVE ALONZO MOORE AND KENNY BELL DROPPING PASSES. WIN/WIN THERE, IF YOU ASK ME. AND I KNOW YOU ARE CAUSE I'M TELLING YOU THIS!

WISCONSIN IS PLAYING THIS WEEK: WHO KNOWS, WE MAY HAVE OPENED THE SLEEPING GIANT IN PURDUE AND THEM BADGUHS ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO THE HUSKERS COMING TO TOWN. CAUSE WHO THE HELL LOOKS FORWARD TO THE BIG MATCHUP WITH BOILERUP?

WE AREN'T PLAYING: IF WE AREN'T PLAYING, IT DOES MEAN WE CAN'T WIN BUT IT ALSO MEANS WE CAN'T LOSE. IF WE CAN'T LOSE AND PEOPLE ABOVE US IN ALL THREE POLLS LOSE, WE MOVE UP BY DOING NOTHING AM I RIGHT?

SEE? YOU CAN CHILL NOW WITH THAT BEVERAGE AND ENJOY THE WEEKEND CAUSE NEBRASKA WON'T LOSE. THEY WON'T WIN, BUT THEY WON'T LOSE AND WE ARE ALL BETTER WHEN WE DON'T LOSE.