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FIVE REASONS NEBRASKA WILL LOSE TO THE BYE WEEK

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IF YOU DON'T THINK IT'LL HAPPEN OH HO HOOOOO BUDDY YOU'RE MISTAKEN!

David McGee

SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO FACE YOUR FEARS EVERYONE. WHEN THAT HAPPENS, THEY CALL ME. COBBY.

THE NEBRASKA CORNHUSKERS ARE 8-1 ON THE YEAR, YET EVERYONE AND I MEAN EVERYONE IS OVERLOOKING THIS SECOND BYE WEEK. VERY RARELY DOES A COLLEGE TEAM FACE SOMEONE TWICE IN A SEASON, BUT THE HUSKERS ALREADY HAVE THIS BYE WEEK BEFORE, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD HAPPEN.

WHAT COULD HAPPEN DURING THE BYE WEEK THAT NEBRASKA COULD LOSE? WELL, IT'S EASY TO REALIZE ONCE YOU TAKE A LOOK AT ALL ASPECTS OF IT. HERE'S HOW IT COULD HAPPEN:

THIS FREAKING SCHEDULE: THE SECOND BYE WEEK IS EASILY THE THIRD EASIEST GAME ON THE 2014 SCHEDULE THIS YEAR, NEXT TO THE FIRST BY WEEK AND PURDUE. BO PELINI NORMALLY SHITS A BED SOMEWHERE IN AMERICA, AND SINCE MCNEESE DIDN'T REALLY HAPPEN IF YOU TRY NOT TO REMEMBER IT, THIS IS WHERE THE CRAP COULD HIT THE FAN.

NO AMEER ABDULLAH: THE MAN'S BUM KNEE IS KEEPING HIM OUT OF PRACTICE THIS WEEK, AND WHO THE HECK KNOWS IF HE'LL BE 100 PERCENT THE REST OF THE WAY. THIS WILL MEAN THAT WE'LL ALL CHUG GREY GOOSE AND WINDSOR CANADIAN BY THE GALLON OF COURSE BUT IF HE AIN'T PRACTICING HE AIN'T PLAYING, AND YOU DON'T NEED TO BE PAUL FINEBAUM TO REALIZE THAT SUCKS.

O STREET BARS: WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A COLLEGE TOWN WITH A PLETHORA OF FINE BARS ON THE MAIN STRIP DURING SEMI-DECENT WEATHER FOR FOLKS TO MILL AROUND ON FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHT. ALL IT TAKES IS ONE BAD COMMENT AND A FISHBOWL FROM DUFFY'S LAUNCHED ACROSS THE BAR TO END SOMEONE'S YEAR AND THROW THE DEPTH CHART INTO A TIZZY. LOCK EM ALL IN THE HOUSE AND PLAY PS4 ALL WEEKEND! I'LL BILL THE BUSCH LIGHT TO THE STAFF!

YOU CAN'T WIN IF YOU DON'T PLAY: IF YOU DON'T GET ON THE FIELD, THEN YOU CAN'T WIN THE GAME. NEBRASKA ISN'T TAKING THE FIELD THIS WEEKEND. PRETTY EASY TO SEE IF YOU ASK ME.

WE HAVEN'T FIRED ANYONE ON THE STAFF YET: I MEAN, JOHN PAPUCHIS, BARNEY COTTON AND ROSS ELS ARE STILL PULLING PAYCHECKS, RIGHT? WE'RE ALL SCREWED.

SO, IF YOU HAVEN'T YET, GET IN THE FETAL POSITION AND BALL UP AND START CRYING CAUSE OH NO OH NO NOT SAN DIEGO FOR A BOWL GAME AGAIN!!!!!