Winter is coming.
I wonder how many people are going to tweet about the snow— Allie Havers (@Aaals22) November 11, 2014
So I'm wearing shorts and a t-shirt today and tomorrow I will be wearing a winter coat and ugg boots. Welcome to Nebraska!— kadie rolfzen (@twintowerKD) November 10, 2014
Lord please be with me as I trek across this icy abyss in which we call a campus today. #dontslip— Ameer Abdullah (@Ameerguapo) November 11, 2014
feels like chicago, except people know how to actually drive with snow back home ❄️⛄️— Maddie Haggerty (@maddiehaggs18) November 11, 2014
Sometimes the nerves get to you.
Man I hate giving presentations... Ha boy was up there sweating bullets !!— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) November 12, 2014
Faux Pelini and the University of Wisconsin-Madison had a nice chat.
Hey @FauxPelini— got any plans for Saturday at, say, 2:30?— UW-Madison (@UWMadison) November 12, 2014
@FauxPelini Oh. Right. So about that number 8 guy…any chance of seeing him on Saturday? Promise we’ll keep it under wraps.— UW-Madison (@UWMadison) November 12, 2014
Who else has this problem?
Before they hire teachers they should check their handwriting to make sure it's legible.— Amber Rolfzen (@twintowerBer) November 12, 2014
Tim Miles and Shimmy Gray-Miller love signing day.
Signing Day makes me feel like this.... pic.twitter.com/2Opz0KiiRq— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) November 12, 2014
The winter weather has arrived.
The ice monster just got another person #timber— David Santos (@DSantos41) November 13, 2014
"You're from Chicago, aren't you used to the cold?" No. No one gets used to the cold— Maddie Haggerty (@maddiehaggs18) November 15, 2014
For a great cookie recipe just ask Hailie Sample.
What a coincidence.
Sitting in my favorite restaurant and the booth next to us is talking Nebraska volleyball #noplacelikenebraska— john cook (@jcook2) November 14, 2014
Faux Pelini takes a shot at Wisconsinites.
I know I'm in Wisconsin because all I see are beer bellies, crew cuts and greasy mustaches, and the guys are even worse— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014
Faux Pelini had a hilarious conversation with university police during the game.
I HAVE A NOTE FROM MY PSYCHIATRIST RT @UWMadisonPolice:FYI...none of these are on our approved stadium carry-in list.— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014
@FauxPelini Hmmm....that IS weird...— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014
@FauxPelini Check your defense? Or the stairs? Pretty sure the stairs are in great shape.— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014
@UWMadisonPolice I think you should know that Melvin Gordon's license plates are expired can you arrest him pls— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014
Faux Pelini hurt Mike Sadler’s feelings.
PUNTING MEANS YOU FAILED— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014
@Sadler_3 if you're friends with Wisconsin's punter you should tell him how to do it— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014
@Sadler_3 oh I disagree, as an athlete you are an entertainer and long punt returns are very exciting— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014
Looks like Faux Pelini will need some counseling after all the emotional trauma from Saturday’s game.
.@DrPhil a person named Melvin rushed for 408 yards against my team and I am having trouble handling it— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 16, 2014
Nothing beats doing what you love on your birthday.
Birthday can't get any better than this! Family is here and I get to play today with the best teammates in the world! Thanks for the wishes!— Allie Havers (@Aaals22) November 16, 2014
And last but not least…
.@melvingordon25 someone just ran by my house that wasn't you was it— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 17, 2014
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