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Winter is coming.
I wonder how many people are going to tweet about the snow
— Allie Havers (@Aaals22) November 11, 2014
So I'm wearing shorts and a t-shirt today and tomorrow I will be wearing a winter coat and ugg boots. Welcome to Nebraska!
— kadie rolfzen (@twintowerKD) November 10, 2014
Lord please be with me as I trek across this icy abyss in which we call a campus today. #dontslip
— Ameer Abdullah (@Ameerguapo) November 11, 2014
feels like chicago, except people know how to actually drive with snow back home ❄️⛄️
— Maddie Haggerty (@maddiehaggs18) November 11, 2014
Sometimes the nerves get to you.
Man I hate giving presentations... Ha boy was up there sweating bullets !!
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) November 12, 2014
Faux Pelini and the University of Wisconsin-Madison had a nice chat.
Hey @FauxPelini— got any plans for Saturday at, say, 2:30?
— UW-Madison (@UWMadison) November 12, 2014
@FauxPelini Oh. Right. So about that number 8 guy…any chance of seeing him on Saturday? Promise we’ll keep it under wraps.
— UW-Madison (@UWMadison) November 12, 2014
@FauxPelini Why, so it’s harder for him to do this? https://t.co/IJWa9VKFeS
— UW-Madison (@UWMadison) November 12, 2014
@UWMadison I'm sorry but you started it http://t.co/CUsbUuo0H3
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 12, 2014
@UWMadison sorry already wearing this pic.twitter.com/VaO0eDnmr8
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 12, 2014
@FauxPelini Suit yourself. http://t.co/bCsra4WwzE
— UW-Madison (@UWMadison) November 12, 2014
Who else has this problem?
Before they hire teachers they should check their handwriting to make sure it's legible.
— Amber Rolfzen (@twintowerBer) November 12, 2014
Tim Miles and Shimmy Gray-Miller love signing day.
Signing Day makes me feel like this.... pic.twitter.com/2Opz0KiiRq
— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) November 12, 2014
My #wcw....the #8 Nationally ranked 2015 Recruiting class!! #GBR #Huskers pic.twitter.com/DDsY2L7EIs
— Shimmy Gray-Miller (@shimmy33) November 12, 2014
The winter weather has arrived.
The ice monster just got another person #timber
— David Santos (@DSantos41) November 13, 2014
"You're from Chicago, aren't you used to the cold?" No. No one gets used to the cold
— Maddie Haggerty (@maddiehaggs18) November 15, 2014
For a great cookie recipe just ask Hailie Sample.
One of the best home made cookies I've ever had. @MommaSamp #nodoubts
— Annie Kalenta (@kalentos) November 13, 2014
What a coincidence.
Sitting in my favorite restaurant and the booth next to us is talking Nebraska volleyball #noplacelikenebraska
— john cook (@jcook2) November 14, 2014
Faux Pelini takes a shot at Wisconsinites.
I know I'm in Wisconsin because all I see are beer bellies, crew cuts and greasy mustaches, and the guys are even worse
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014
Faux Pelini had a hilarious conversation with university police during the game.
.@FauxPelini @UWMadison FYI...none of these are on our approved stadium carry-in list. Sorry for being #funhaters.
— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014
I HAVE A NOTE FROM MY PSYCHIATRIST RT @UWMadisonPolice:FYI...none of these are on our approved stadium carry-in list.
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014
.@42proof @FauxPelini - ok, we'll approve the coffee and polar bear. Deal?
— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014
@FauxPelini Hmmm....that IS weird...
— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014
@FauxPelini Check your defense? Or the stairs? Pretty sure the stairs are in great shape.
— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014
@UWMadisonPolice I think you should know that Melvin Gordon's license plates are expired can you arrest him pls
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014
@sevans1956 @FauxPelini @BoiledSports No license is required for #beastmode.
— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014
Faux Pelini hurt Mike Sadler’s feelings.
PUNTING MEANS YOU FAILED
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014
@Sadler_3 if you're friends with Wisconsin's punter you should tell him how to do it
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014
@Sadler_3 oh I disagree, as an athlete you are an entertainer and long punt returns are very exciting
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014
Looks like Faux Pelini will need some counseling after all the emotional trauma from Saturday’s game.
.@DrPhil a person named Melvin rushed for 408 yards against my team and I am having trouble handling it
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 16, 2014
Nothing beats doing what you love on your birthday.
Birthday can't get any better than this! Family is here and I get to play today with the best teammates in the world! Thanks for the wishes!
— Allie Havers (@Aaals22) November 16, 2014
And last but not least…
.@melvingordon25 someone just ran by my house that wasn't you was it
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 17, 2014
I hope these tweets made your Monday better. Vote for your favorite one below. Here is last week's Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!