Matt Finnin really hates Iowa.
Reasons to hate Iowa: because they can't teach drivers ed and sex ed on the same day. The goat would get tired— Bob Loblaw (@StepDaddyFinnin) November 3, 2014
Siri can be so rude sometimes.
I love when Siri decides to voice her opinion in large lecture halls— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) November 3, 2014
Faux Pelini shares his thoughts on the new playoff format.
When you think about it a 13 team playoff makes more sense— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 5, 2014
Remember remember the 5th of November...— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) November 5, 2014
It seems like today is as good of a day as any to start V for Vendetta pic.twitter.com/WRRvepVWOB— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) November 6, 2014
Forget parking because drivers need to master roundabouts first.
It baffles me how many people are absolutely clueless when it comes to maneuvering through a roundabout.— B. Reilly (@brandonreilly01) November 6, 2014
This play was #7 on Wednesday’s SportsCenter Top Ten
You HAVE to watch this one again! http://t.co/AaLWn5XQPg— Husker Volleyball (@Huskervball) November 6, 2014
WE MADE SPORTSCENTER TOP 10 PLAYS!!! Way to use your head @kelseyfien— kadie rolfzen (@twintowerKD) November 6, 2014
Well this is startling.
@CollegeGameDay people in my neighborhood who don't like watching a grown man in underpants jump on a trampoline— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 6, 2014
Tim Miles with his first halftime tweet of the season.
The aggressor always wins and Southwest was the aggressor in the first half. We have to take it to them in the second half.— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) November 7, 2014
The struggles of a college volleyball player.
Even the lowest brightness on my phone is too bright when I'm trying to text and fall asleep every night.— Amber Rolfzen (@twintowerBer) November 7, 2014
Bye week blues
@FauxPelini that's what they tell us. You can keep the khakis and the grey sweatshirt in the closet for the rest of the night.— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) November 8, 2014
Though Faux Pelini kept himself busy by making fun of Iowa.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I have no idea but Iowa is losing by 4 touchdowns— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 8, 2014
He also kept an eye on the Alabama-LSU game.
.@pontifex why do you guys like Les Miles so much— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 9, 2014
.@CBS YOU SHOWED LANE KIFFIN BEING HAPPY SO YOU OWE ME A NEW TELEVISION SCREEN— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 9, 2014
Faux Pelini and Josh Mitchell suggest players avoid doing early celebrations.
REMINDER, ALL PLAYERS ARE ENCOURAGED TO NOT PLACE THE BALL ON THE ONE YARD LINE PRIOR TO STARTING THEIR TD CELEBRATION— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 9, 2014
STOP DROPPING THE BALL WHEN U THINK U SCORED!!! Ppl don't learn from other folks mistakes lol— Josh Mitchell (@J_Mitch05) November 9, 2014
And last but not least...Matt Finnin has a point here.
#FearMelvin just isn't very clever. And doesn't really rhyme. Why give the heisman to a guy with a name like Melvin. What a nerd, right?— Bob Loblaw (@StepDaddyFinnin) November 9, 2014
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