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Faux Pelini exchanged poetry ideas with Chris Fowler.
@cbfowler Me too Chris, and btw I wrote a bunch of poems about Ameer and I was thinking maybe you could read them on the air between plays
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 29, 2014
@cbfowler OK maybe start with a haiku people like those- Ameer Abdullah You are so famous and strong They should Heisman you
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 29, 2014
@cbfowler here is a limerick maybe you could read it at the end of the first quarter pic.twitter.com/e0PlCnYaTX
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 29, 2014
Faux Pelini and Michigan State punter Mike Sadler had a hilarious conversation to start the week.
@FauxPelini yes! Sure fire way to raise awareness for punters getting benched syndrome.
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) September 29, 2014
@FauxPelini or what if I ran a fake field goal or something to demonstrate how to combat restless leg syndrome?
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) September 29, 2014
@FauxPelini yeah I could see that. Kinda like taking away the luster from my heisman campaign by sending out AA batteries tho.
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) September 29, 2014
@FauxPelini maybe he could return a punt and ninja kick me in the face or something.
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) September 29, 2014
@FauxPelini and when they score touchdowns*
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) September 29, 2014
@FauxPelini Well that is one way to have 5 turnovers in a game. Wonder when the last time that happened was...?
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) September 29, 2014
@FauxPelini sticks and bones may break my bones and running fakes up the middle against your linebackers will always hurt me.
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) September 29, 2014
@FauxPelini He has more muscle in his arm than I do in my entire body. I would like to avoid any confrontation with him as much as possible.
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) September 29, 2014
Faux Pelini and Ron Kellogg talked about the best way to give Ameer Abdullah more publicity.
@rkellogg3 ok what should we talk about
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 29, 2014
@rkellogg3 I offered to give @cbfowler my Ameer poems does that mean nothing to you
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 29, 2014
@rkellogg3 yeah he is really good at being a running back I agree with you there
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 29, 2014
@rkellogg3 how about renaming the town Ameer, I mean no offense to Abe Lincoln but he's dead
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 29, 2014
@rkellogg3 yeah plus Abe is dead. And there was never a #FearAbe hashtag
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 29, 2014
It looks like Tai Webster hates Tuesdays more than Mondays.
It's rained every single Tuesday this semester... Clearly they need to cancel Tuesdays.. Dafaq ..
— Tai Jack Webster (@Tjawtherula) September 30, 2014
Things are looking better for Michael Rose.
Cleared to run... Happy 7 weeks post surgery today!!
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) October 2, 2014
Nebraska released a clever ad this week featuring Connie Yori and Tim Miles.
The Faux Pelini-Mike Sadler conversation continued later in the week.
@FauxPelini the arm is a little bit sore but other than that it is going well!
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) October 2, 2014
@FauxPelini I'm not. But after every good punt I am going to honor you by petting an imaginary cat.
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) October 2, 2014
@FauxPelini probably something along the lines of why is that kid petting an imaginary cat.
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) October 2, 2014
@FauxPelini the punt coaches job is to make sure that I only kick the left footed footballs. The right footed ones mess me up.
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) October 2, 2014
@FauxPelini we tried to call it 'Chicken Kickers' but Dominos already trademarked it. So special teams it was.
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) October 2, 2014
@FauxPelini that is a good question. Let me ask him real quick.
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) October 2, 2014
@Sadler_3 I think that's unconstitutional, maybe you should sue him just an idea
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 2, 2014
@Sadler_3 you win
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 2, 2014
.@Sadler_3 you are a man of your word
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 5, 2014
The Nebraska Humane Society reached out to Faux Pelini.
We found a @Huskers cat for you, @FauxPelini. cc: @OWHbigred pic.twitter.com/1SPdfFouWH
— Nebraska Humane (@NEHumaneSociety) October 3, 2014
Kenny Bell called out Lou Holtz.
This man Lou holtz just called #8 ameer Muhammad that's comedy
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) October 4, 2014
Faux Pelini posed a question to Harvey Perlman during the game.
@FauxPelini @Harvey_Perlman Depends on how long his arms are.
— Harvey Perlman (@Harvey_Perlman) October 5, 2014
Here are some tweets from after the game.
Tough loss but we have much to look forward to. #BigTenChamps
— Mauro Bondi (@mbondi37) October 5, 2014
Same people who praise you are the same to throw hatred your way when things go wrong... Great fight tonight boys! My brothers never gave up
— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@Tommy_Gun4) October 5, 2014
Love the fight this team has. Gotta keep our heads up. GBR.
— Jordan Westerkamp (@JordanWesty1) October 5, 2014
It stings but make corrections and bounce back love my squad
— DeMornay Pierson-El (@ThtPiersonElKid) October 5, 2014
Well this is a little concerning.
The Dark Lord is trying a new approach.. pic.twitter.com/qBXFcYN6zk
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) October 5, 2014
And last but not least…
@McNeeseFootball You pummel everyone you play, that seems really fun
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 5, 2014
@FauxPelini We were hoping to see Abdullah repeat his incredible game-winner against another MSU team last night . Win the rest!
— McNeese Football (@McNeeseFootball) October 5, 2014
@Sadler_3 yes see you in December, and next time not so many punts inside the five yard line please? That got old
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 5, 2014
@Sadler_3 you should talk to your coach about that, it doesn't seem like tackling should be part of your scholarship
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 5, 2014
I hope these tweets brightened up your Monday morning. What was your favorite tweet? If you missed it, here is last week's Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!