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TONIGHT - ONE NIGHT ONLY - IN LIVE ACTION:
#2 FLORIDA STATE SEMINOLES VS #25 LOUISVILLE CARDINALS
IN A FIGHT TO TO DISCOVER WHO'S THE SCRONGER TEAM
TELEVISED ON ESPN AT 6:30 PM CENTRAL TIME
BE HERE BE THERE BE HERE!
(There's a NFL game too, but I don't care about either of those teams, so.... CRAB LEGS!)
Alternative Topics:
- Your thoughts on body modifications.
- Leather or spandex. (That's it, you don't get any other choices.)
- Your favorite fictional location.