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The Citrus Bowl reveals its true identity to Faux Pelini.
@BWWCitrusBowl oh hi
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 21, 2014
@FauxPelini do you remember how you came to Orlando twice and played a game but we always found a creative way to keep you at arms length?
— BWW Citrus Bowl (@BWWCitrusBowl) October 21, 2014
@BWWCitrusBowl this is why I never trust bowl games, it seems like a fun idea then you make us play an SEC team with super fast players
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 21, 2014
@BWWCitrusBowl You could have also warned us that the Disney characters would just be people in costumes, that was disappointing
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 21, 2014
@BWWCitrusBowl FYI we will destroy the locker room if you turn on the sprinklers during the game
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 21, 2014
@BWWCitrusBowl lol
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 21, 2014
This is how Tim Miles announces a Nebrasketball commit.
#GBR #Huskers #Nebrasketball http://t.co/CcZPasvHeb http://t.co/vRgWJ1YVnz
— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) October 22, 2014
That doesn't look very pleasant.
Week 5 getting better.... pic.twitter.com/0WTUbMpZMW
— Bane (@NathanGerry) October 22, 2014
Well that’s commitment.
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I'd empty my bank account, fly to LA, and slap Kanye West in the mouth. For America.
— Bob Loblaw (@StepDaddyFinnin) October 22, 2014
BTN’s The Journey’s Twitter account tries to get Faux Pelini excited about a segment featuring Ameer Abdullah.
@BTNJourney is it with Steve Perry or that new poser
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 21, 2014
@BTNJourney yes he is my favorite running back right now I will watch that
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 21, 2014
@BTNJourney that's right during my pilates class but maybe
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 21, 2014
Sometimes life is just unfair.
Since I've followed Jen Selter I haven't sen one thing she's posted that hasn't had her ass somewhere in it
— Bob Loblaw (@StepDaddyFinnin) October 23, 2014
Imagine explaining your fame to your grandkids "grandma how'd you make all your money?" "Had a really nice ass and nothing much else"
— Bob Loblaw (@StepDaddyFinnin) October 23, 2014
"Because I had an exquisite ass, I believed I had the right to tell people about fitness. No other qualifications, just an ass"
— Bob Loblaw (@StepDaddyFinnin) October 23, 2014
When Jen Selter posts pics of her ass she gets more famous, when I do I get a stern lecture from compliance. It's not fair
— Bob Loblaw (@StepDaddyFinnin) October 23, 2014
I fall into this category.
THE LAST TIME THE ROYALS WON A WORLD SERIES GAME YOU WERE EITHER MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE OR NOT BORN YET
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 23, 2014
Uh oh not again…
COME HOME CARL RT @SeattlePD: Police looking for intoxicated man dressed as Ninja Turtle after he made scene & fled restaurant w/o paying
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 22, 2014
GET BACK INSIDE AND FINISH YOUR TERM OBAMA RT @CNN: Man jumped over the White House fence, but was quickly detained by Secret Service agents
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 23, 2014
GET TO THE CHOPPER!
There goes my ride #HuskerHelicopter #GBR pic.twitter.com/92YYSKfXkT
— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) October 23, 2014
Tim Miles is always willing to help out a man in need.
@CoachMiles @rfisher88 we can swing back & grab ya! Good luck & don't make any sudden movements tonight! #GBR pic.twitter.com/ziCYNvTBtl
— Tori Fisher (@torifisher1) October 23, 2014
@CoachMiles thx for letting me use your ride for my date night...lol
— Coach Rich Fisher (@rfisher88) October 24, 2014
"@rfisher88: @CoachMiles thx for letting me use your ride for my date night...lol" MR. SWEETHEART
— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) October 24, 2014
Faux Pelini tests his followers on their knowledge about Rutgers.
THE RUTGERS QUIZ pic.twitter.com/WhR7cNkmFt
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 24, 2014
Don’t mess with Nebraska’s third string quarterback.
#thuglife pic.twitter.com/A2PvHTJlC1
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) October 24, 2014
I wish I had Matt Finnin’s imagination.
Sometimes I sit around and wonder how the first clown explained his job to his in-laws
— Bob Loblaw (@StepDaddyFinnin) October 24, 2014
This is just one of the perks of being Nebraska’s head basketball coach.
Fascinating discussion last night at TeamMates Gala.... @WarrenBuffett @CondoleezzaRice #GBR pic.twitter.com/FO851p85y1
— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) October 25, 2014
Faux Pelini and Rutgers Football managed to have an interesting during the game.
@RFootball is it sort of scary be honest
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 25, 2014
@RFootball we've done hundreds of surveys and the birds have never expressed any concerns
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 25, 2014
@RFootball that guy who scored for you is listed as a Running Back so it's sort of cheating to have him catch a TD pass just saying
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 25, 2014
@RFootball I guess I need new interns
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 25, 2014
.@RFootball are you guys putting in a different Rutger at QB
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 25, 2014
@RFootball USUALLY THE BACKUP QB IS SORT OF BAD WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 25, 2014
@RFootball that's really not cheering me up but thx
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 25, 2014
@FauxPelini We like our No. 4 better. #CARROOOO
— Rutgers Football (@RFootball) October 25, 2014
@RFootball that's such a coincidence because I kind of hate him
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 25, 2014
Josh Mitchell had this to say after the game.
At the end of the day I was trending nationally so who's the fool now for the lateral pass lmao
— Josh Mitchell (@J_Mitch05) October 25, 2014
And Tunnel Walk of Shame posted a clever reply.
@J_Mitch05 I just figured it was your way of paying tribute to Taylor Martinez.
— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) October 25, 2014
Is Jake Cotton making a fashion statement?
So this is happening @slong_61 haha the one and only @CakeJotton pic.twitter.com/EUIvKb44vx
— Jeremiah Sirles (@Sirles71_HSKR) October 26, 2014
I hope he isn’t referring to Rutgers fans.
I killed some zombies tonight. So yeah I'd consider it a good night.
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) October 26, 2014
I like it.
So this is our pumpkin this year #FearAmeer #HeismanVote Abdullah pic.twitter.com/qzoTH83gMQ
— Kobe Bosley (@kobe_bosley) October 26, 2014
Matt Finnin takes a shot at Iowa fans.
If you can read this you're not a student at Iowa
— Bob Loblaw (@StepDaddyFinnin) October 26, 2014
And last but not least…
The Royals lost 3 games in the last 29 days and people think they are so great but guess what if I did that you a-holes would want me fired
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 27, 2014
I hope these tweets made your Monday a bit better. Vote for your favorite one below. Here is last week's Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!