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Johnny Stanton describes the struggle of answering a question correctly.
So I'm taking my online quiz, and a question asks for me to select the false statement...
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) October 6, 2014
One of the answers says "all of the answers are true." The more I think about it, I realize that this is a paradox...
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) October 6, 2014
Obviously they wanted us to take that answer for being true if you select it. But I figured that if only one of the other three answers...
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) October 6, 2014
We're true, then the "all answers are true" answer is false, making it the second correct answer. If all of the answers are true, then...
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) October 6, 2014
There is no correct answer that is false, leaving me unable to answer the question. If you were to choose the "all answers are true" for...
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) October 6, 2014
That, it would mean you are stating that "all answers are true" is false, which is untrue.
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) October 6, 2014
In the end I decided to not be a smart ass and just selected the one answer that was false.
— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) October 6, 2014
Ameer Abdullah’s childhood is ruined.
Soooo tweety bird is a boy? Smh my whole life is a lie...
— Ameer Abdullah (@Ameerguapo) October 6, 2014
Faux Pelini focuses on an overlooked issue of deaths by clapping.
.@BigTenConf do you know how many people die from clapping each year, I don't know the exact number but it's a lot
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 7, 2014
The Belk Bowl decided to chime in their support of clapping.
@FauxPelini http://t.co/QOwna8JiF4
— Belk Bowl (@belkbowl) October 7, 2014
HOW DARE YOU RT @belkbowl: @FauxPelini http://t.co/d3O29rYstM
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 7, 2014
@belkbowl CLAPPING KILLS, BELK BOWL
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 7, 2014
@belkbowl yes it's well known that clapping is a sign of poor sportsmanship
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 7, 2014
@belkbowl OK if you give me some free belk
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 7, 2014
Nothing beats free pants.
@belkbowl I have enough khakis, just kidding send everything you have
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 7, 2014
Faux Pelini also consulted Adrian Peterson on switching from Verizon to Sprint. Someone didn’t take it too well.
@AdrianPeterson how do you like Sprint, I have Verizon but I want to switch
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 8, 2014
@VZWSupport my friend Adrian says he gets great reception everywhere, he travels a lot for work (at least he used to)
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 8, 2014
@VZWSupport but you don't have a Framily plan, those commercials are so goddamn funny have you seen them
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 8, 2014
Tim Miles thinks Lincoln has some interesting street names.
I love Nebraska and Lincoln! Just one thing though, We have a street named "Telluride Circle" Somehow I think that's just wishful thinking.
— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) October 8, 2014
Faux Pelini needs to stop celebrating Halloween early.
My saddest trick-or-treating memory is when my neighbors screamed stuff like "You're a grown man" and "It's May 9th" and "Put on some pants"
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 8, 2014
Amber Rolfzen still has trouble parking sometimes.
Props to anyone who can back in to parking spaces like it's nothing. I still have trouble parking normally.
— Amber Rolfzen (@twintowerBer) October 8, 2014
This is deep.
May he who has never been arrested for doing drugs while out on bond after being arrested for child abuse cast the first stone
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 9, 2014
Matt Finnin shares his thoughts on Jameis Winston.
Jameis Winston seems like the type of dude that would rob the school bookstore for a couple shirts he already owns
— Richard Wolf M.D. (@StepDaddyFinnin) October 11, 2014
Ouch.
*You don't have to be lonelyyyyyy...at Farmers Only Dot Commmmm* except you probably do
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 11, 2014
This is how Ameer Abdullah spends his bye week.
New found respect for the swimming & diving team! #shouldergametoostrong #goskers
— Ameer Abdullah (@Ameerguapo) October 11, 2014
Uuggggh fantasy football...
— Ameer Abdullah (@Ameerguapo) October 12, 2014
Tai Webster unveils his weakness.
Shout out to cheese cake. Night world
— Tai Jack Webster (@Tjawtherula) October 12, 2014
And last but not least…
It's much more effective to lead by encouraging future behavior than by criticizing past behavior.
— Samantha Areman (@samm__iam) October 13, 2014
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