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I stayed up half the night taking the chance to finally watch Zero Dark Thirty (I'm way behind on these types of things, The King's Speech is scheduled for 2016). No wonder regular people say I'm out of touch, but I think they're wrong, it's THEY that are out of touch.
How does that work?
It doesn't, really. I was going to come up with this bit about how I know more about college football than 98% of the public and how somehow that's an asset, but really, I just suck at being social and fitting in. The internet has brought us all together, and fragmented us more than we've ever been.
THAT'S NOT WHY YOU'RE HERE, THOUGH, IS IT! YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE THERE IS NO NEBRASKA FOOTBALL TODAY, SO TODAY WE WATCH TO ENJOY OTHER PEOPLE'S PAIN AND CELEBRATE THEIR CRAPPY PERFORMANCES WITH JOY!
I feel better now. Let's go on.
Links of Interest
* SB Nation's Week 5 Viewing Guide
* Dan Rubenstein Picks This Week's Games [Video]
* Week 5 F/+ Picks from Football Study Hall - Bill Connelly
* Week 5 Picks from Huskermath - Paul Dalen
Week 5 TV Line Up and Game Lines
| Game | Network | Line (Over/Under) | Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| Oklahoma St. at West Virginia |
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OSU -21 (68) | 12:00 PM |
| Northern Illinois at Purdue |
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UNI -3.5 (61) | 12:00 PM |
| SMU at TCU |
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TCU -18.5 (57) | 12:00 PM |
| Miami (FL) at South Florida |  |
MIA -20 (48.5) | 12:00 PM |
| Miami (OH) at Illinois |
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OSU -24.5 (57) | 12:00 PM |
| South Carolina at Central Florida |  |
USC -7.5 (48) | 12:00 PM |
| Colorado at Oregon St. |  |
OSU -10 (64) | 3:00 PM |
| Oklahoma at Notre Dame |
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OU -3 (48) | 3:30 PM |
| LSU at Georgia |
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UGA -3 (60) | 3:30 PM |
| Iowa at Minnesota |
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MN -1 (48) | 3:30 PM |
| Florida St. at Boston College |
TV MAP |
FSU -22.5 (49) | 3:30 PM |
| Wake Forest at Clemson | |
CLEM -27.5 (61) | 3:30 PM |
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Army vs Louisiana Tech (Dallas, TX) |
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LA TECH -1 (52) | 4:00 PM |
| Ole Miss at Alabama | |
AL -16.5 (63) | 6:30 PM |
| Arizona at Washington |
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UW -7 (67) | 7:00 PM |
| Texas A&M at Arkansas | |
A&M -3 (68) | 7:00 PM |
| Florida at Kentucky |
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UF -14 (45.5) | 7:00 PM |
| Wisconsin at Ohio St. |
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OSU -7.5 (60) | 8:00 PM |
| Stanford at Washington St. | |
STAN -9.5 (52) | 10:00 PM |
| USC at Arizona St. | |
ASU -7 (52) | 10:15 PM |
| Southern Miss at Boise St. | |
BSU -26 (55) | 10:15 PM |
| Cal at Oregon |
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UCLA -34.5 (80) | 10:30 PM |