Taylor Martinez is on track to break all sorts of school records this season, but if he doesn't win a conference title, how will Husker fans remember him?
He'll still be the best ever! He can run faster than anyone! I bet if he lined up and raced all those other Husker quarterbacks, he kick all their asses!
He made his own iPhone app. Any other quarterbacks ever built their own iPhone app? No, not even Johnny Football. What is wrong with people that they can't see talent when it's right in front of their face?
It'd be too bad if he doesn't win a conference title, then he'll only be the fourth or fifth best quarterback in school history.
He won't be remembered at all because he'll have failed me and not fulfilled his destiny and I'll lose my bet to Emperor Delany who's chosen that punkass Braxton Miller as his favorite. He will be wiped from the memory of everyone throughout the galaxy and it will be as if he never existed. Remember Timothy Buttons in 1992? Of course you don't because he's been wiped from your mind. Such is the power of the dark side.