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2013 NCAA Tournament: BIG DANCE TO CHAOS, MAYHEM, GNASHING OF TEETH

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Join us online for the big dance!!!

Jonathan Daniel

HEYoooooooo!

The Big Dance has started, has it not?

Well, since Nebraska is not in the Big Dance, that means we can root for anyone, even Creighton, if you're so inclined.

Me?

I will not be rooting for Creighton, but I will be rooting for my favorite construct this time of year: CHAOS.

Add to that, MAYHEM, which leads to GNASHING OF TEETH.

Simply put, I'm for the underdog, but not really, because we all love the underdog "cinderella story" and I'm only for that up to a point.

What I AM FOR is this: your pain. If you are a basketball school who's claim to fame is basketball and you wish to do well in this basketball tourney, then I'm all for your team falling flat on their face and then slurping up your tears of sadness on twitter, here, or wherever you might be weeping.

SO JOIN ME, fellow Husker fans, because the time is coming soon in which we will have a team of our own to root for in this wretched tourney, and therefore might be done with rooting for chaos and mayhem, which, really are the best things to root for all of the time mostly.