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Welcome to Friday Night!
You've had a hard week at work. All you want to do is sit down, relax, put your smoking jacket on and have the dog fetch your paper and slippers. Maybe that lady will get you a glass of scotch or bourbon. You can start a nice fire and get cozy later.
Maybe if it was 1972. But not tonight. No, Who the hell has a smoking jacket, papers don't exist anymore, dogs wouldn't fetch them because they're too small and more like rats than dogs, and "that lady" probably had as tough a week as you did, you sunofabitch.
Life is tougher, more complicated. We built the internet. You bought a smartphone. You are now never alone.
This Friday night, what you need is a place where you can be online with a people that don't care so much if you bitch about things in the world as long as you don't bitch at them too much about being responsible for it.
That place is here. Yes, here. Welcome to it!
There are two college football games on tonight:
BYU at Utah State on CBS College Sports at 7:00 PM
Two words: Chuckie Keeton.
Nevada at San Diego State on ESPN at 8:00 PM
Two words: Suckage Tonnage
NEBRASKA VOLLEYBALL
You won't be watching either of those for a while, because #10 Nebraska takes on #8 Minnesota at the Devaney Center.
Time: 7 p.m.
Location: Lincoln, Neb.
Arena: Devaney Center
Live Stats: Huskers.com
TV: BTN
Online Video: BTN2GO
Live Radio: Husker Sports Network, Huskers.com
This is a young team and for many of us, the first time to see them. DON'T MISS IT!
Alternative Topics:
- Jello. Salad. Recipes.
- I'll take "Things That Taste Like Chicken" for $1,000, Alex.
- We're driving Cadillacs in our dreams..... hmmm... I think for me that would be an Audi.