Things Rex Burkhead Might Be Like

Happy Friday everybody! There are now 22 days (22? THAT'S LIKE SO REX BURKHEAD!!!) untll the start of college football season or something like that. I'll be honest, I haven't really felt it yet, which is odd, because about this time of year I get an extra bounce in my step knowing that the most wonderful time of the year is just around the corner.

This morning's discussion comes to you from twitter where @katieontheradio gets use started with:

ESPN referred to Rex Burkhead this morning as the "Swiss Army Knife of running backs." #huskers #gbr

— Katie Knapp Schubert (@katieontheradio) August 10, 2012

Clearly, ESPN is in need of some help with their analogies. My first response is after the jump:

@katieontheradio I like to think of Rex Burkhead as the "Cholula of Hot Sauces"

— CornNation (@CornNation) August 10, 2012

Which is, oh, not that great. I'm sure the CN community can do better.

We're looking for phrases with which we can use to describe Rex Burkhead throughout the season.

Give us a hand, eh?