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Wow!
What a spring game! Husker Rex Burkhead gained 348 yards on five carries with five touchdowns! Daimion Stafford decapitated a freshman walk-on, whose head is now being sown back on by a soaking wet athletic training staff!
And based on today's performance when he went 19-for-19 for 429 yards, Brion Carnes has been named next year's starter (by the fans, Bo Pelini ain't naming' nobody nothin').
This is your celebratory post game thread!