Friday, Nov 23, 2012, 11:00 AM CST
HAVE YOU HEARD IT'S REALLY COLD IN IOWA. AND WINDY. THE BEACHES ARE ALL CLOSED. WHALES ARE DYING, UNABLE TO FIND HOLES IN THE ICE THROUGH WHICH TO BREATHE.
A Nebraska win gives the Huskers the division title and a shot at a Big Ten title and a BCS Bowl!