Ndamukong Suh Eats His Own Meat Head

Just a few days after sealing his legacy with an endowed scholarship to the University of Nebraska School of Engineering, Ndamukong Suh was forced to confront himself as a giant head made of pepperoni and cheese. Along is Clemson's C.J.Spiller.

Click for large size image.... if you dare.

What's amazing is that they don't look horrified, stunned, or taken aback. Each "bust" is an artistic representation of the players from the chest up, made of more than 1,000 slices of pepperoni and weighing approximately 30 pounds. I was informed both players love pepperoni.... but who doesn't?

Apparently the whole thing is part of a deal they're doing with Subway, because this Suh dude has become a big deal.

Suh's response to all this? "Crazy, man, it's just crazy".

No, crazy isn't seeing a giant meat and cheese creation of yourself. Crazy is seeing it, and the first part you chose to eat is your own eyeball, even if it is tasty black olive and pimento.

Straight for the eyeball? Egad!!!!!! Click for large size image.

 

Then there's the video, which starts innocently enough with a gentle man asking for pepperoni. Next thing you know, he's oddly reminiscent of Obi Wan Kanobi, calmly creating Suh and Clemson's C.J. Spiller out of... meat and Subway sandwich parts.

Brings a whole new meaning to the marketing slogan "Subway - Eat Fresh", doesn't it?

I wonder if they can preserve these.... maybe shellac them, take them home, put them on a shelf and terrify the neighborhood children. I sure as hell would. Click for large size image.