Blatantly stolen...er... inspired by Orson at EDSBS, we present a list of alternative names for Ndamukong Suh, not because we're tired of hearing his name, but because it'll be easier for pansy-ass announcers too intimidated to pronounce Ndamukong. You know who you are.
And since we're not nearly as witty as that Swindle guy (or we'd come up with our own material), we're staying under 29, because it's darned hard coming up with Cameroonian-influenced names (so we mostly didn't try):
Crunch Colthead
Bang Legsnap
Runemdown Fastsmash
Rockhard Anklebend
Fulfulde Bodyslam
Forcefumblesack Pow
TisSadly Noholdingcalls
Kodiak Squashurass
House Hardtomove
Runover Dathawkinsdude
Bamileke Slamileke
Spearthump Beefkill
Boom Bullrush
Gutwrench Kickblock
Stud Thunderclap
Ewondo Sockettear
Awestruck Hornsblood
Drumbeat Steelbuns
Bonebreak Thistysquish
and last, but certainly not least:
BronkoLombardiOutlandBednarik Guy