Late last night in Lawrence, Kansas, a large man is wracking his brain for answers.....
So.... how you going to handle them?
Who?
Don't pretend. I know what you're thinking.










Plus, you have a good reputation for penalties. If they start calling it too much, you remind them how swell your guys are.... and how nasty Pelini can be.....
What's going on here...?
Nothing.
Nothing.
I can read his mind too, you know. This sounds a little.....
A little....?
..... a little like cheating.
Cheating? It's only holding if they call it. Everybody holds. Right coach?
...
Besides that..... he's protecting the health of his players.
That's a rationalization. People do that all the time.... do something they know is wrong, but rationalize it away. You really wouldn't do that would you, Coach Mangino?
pssst... you ever notice how angels kind of look like pastry?
Yeah..... pastry...... (inhales sharply, angel disappears)