With Corn Blight is pursuit of four legged animals, I'm posting this week's cobs.
Josh Freeman
It's bad enough to only complete 7 of 18 passes for 114 yards...but to lose 49 yards on four sacks as well? NFL? Not F'in Likely.
Bill Byrne
Yes, Baylor is improved. But for your football program to trail Baylor 41-7 at the end of the third quarter? Between Fran and Sherman, it's starting to look like you're better at building buildings than programs.
Dan Hawkins
....whom I think is a good coach, but it's his third year, and Colorado is showing improvement? Where is it? He's in danger of being heated up, and it isn't helping matters that his son is mixed up in all of this. If this isn't a reason for the coaches kid to go somewhere else besides where daddy is coaching what is?
Elusive Deer
Come out, come out, wherever you are! Corn Blight has seen fewer deer this fall than defensive stops by the Blackshirts last fall.