Someone sent me this, and while I promised myself I wouldn't take shots at Bill Callahan now that he's gone I guess I've lied to myself once again. Not that lying to myself is something new.... "I'm going to quit drinking, and this time I really mean it..... " - about every other month now.
Ah, Bill, we do this because we love you. And we're happy that you appear to be content in your new position.
The joke's on us in a way, eh? Plumbers make a fair amount of money dealing with other people's crap.
There are a whole lot of jokes and punch lines you could come up with to go with this, right?