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Search 2007: Ten Interview Questions Being Used By Tom Osborne

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Thursday. No new head coach. Really no news about a new head coach. Oh, how long can this go on??? For another four or five days, methinks. We're all eating this stuff up like candy, right?

Have you got the idea that the national media's "sources" aren't any better than anyone else's right now? Maybe Pat Forde's sources could tell him whether or not Francisco Franco is still dead.

TO has done a pretty good job of keeping this one under wraps. However, our sources went dumpster-diving and CN has discovered ten interview questions that are being asked by Nebraska interim athletic director Tom Osborne.

  1. Which Of These Are Towns in Nebraska (circle all that apply)?:
  • Wynot
  • Enid
  • Stockville
  • TinCup
  • Wahoo
  • Zurich
  • Worms
  1. "Cornhuskers" or just "Huskers"?
  1. Nebraska's main rival is (circle all that apply)?:
  • Colorado
  • Oklahoma
  • Texas
  • Kansas State
  • Missouri
  1.  What's the most recent book you read?
  1. Which would you rather have - a hard worker or a natural athlete? No, you can't have both.
  1. How does around $1.8 million per year strike you?
  1. Describe how the biblical book of Romans can be used to understand Nebraska football tradition.
  1. You know this game - word association time! First thing that comes to your head: (Corn Nation posters can play along in the comments section)
  • Walk-on
  • Bill Snyder!   (this one got Bo Pelini all messed up)
  • Sooners
  • Option
  • Jumbo Stiehm
  • Student Athlete
  • Freight train
  • Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs
  •  Jack Daniels
  •  Texas Longhorns
  • Academic All-American
  1.  It's a big game, and you've just scored with time running out to bring the score to 31-30. Do you go for two to seal the victory, or kick the extra point and play for a tie?
  1. Can you work for me knowing you'll never be as good as I was as a head coach?