While I was walking through Western Nebraska canyons yesterday deer hunting, I was figuring out approximately how many pairs of socks they wash every day in the locker room.
I came up with zero. Who the hell washes socks in a locker room? That Gary O' Hagan agent dude was tryin' to pull somethin' on us hicks. Dadgum him.
I plan on studying soil content for the next few days. Maybe there's some mystery in that comment too.