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BC Goes to the Movies
You never know when a cinematic release will move one to write. When you have to race home from the theater, break out the Big Chief Tablet (now called an iPad) and bear thy soul for 26 pages like Trips Right after watching The Notebook, his reluctant magnum opus that remains to be published. ...
Georgia Volleyball Team Defeats Arkansas as Bulldogs Continue to Surge
Trekkies know that the even-numbered "Star Trek" films are the best ones, and the Bulldogs learned on Sunday afternoon that the odd-numbered sets are more favorable, as the Georgia volleyball team carded a five-set triumph over Arkansas in Fayetteville. (No, not Fayetteville, Ga.; stay with me,...
Mid-Afternoon Dawg Bites: Soccer Karma, David Greene, and How We Could be Heroes Just for One Game
It is said in the law (not altogether accurately) that every dog gets one free bite, but, sometimes, one set of Dawg bites will not suffice, and, therefore, I bring you a few additional nuggets upon which to chew this Free Form Friday afternoon: This is why he’s one of our two favorite Kirks who...
SEC Power Poll (Week Eight): Scotty Will Use This Year's Iron Bowl to Power the Warp Drive
Now that Mark Richt’s team appears to be doing something other than circling the drain, it is no longer a chore to fill out my SEC Power Poll ballot, in which I attempt to rank the twelve Southeastern Conference clubs in order from best to worst. Here is how the league breaks down eight weeks into...
Too Much Information: Georgia Bulldogs v. Tennessee Volunteers (Humorous Animal Sacrifice Edition)
Although I’ve already put up the poll question concerning the Georgia Bulldogs’ present malaise, RedCrake’s suggestion that we "sacrifice a bison" made me realize that I had omitted a critical possibility: maybe we really do need a bigger goat! Consequently, just as I jettisoned "Don’t Bet On It!"...
Why the Georgia Bulldogs Should Not Redshirt Quarterback Hutson Mason in 2010
It is the topic du jour in Bulldog Nation. Seth Emerson is talking about it, Bill King is talking about it, and hailtogeorgia is talking about it. Should the Georgia Bulldogs’ coaching staff redshirt true freshman quarterback Hutson Mason? Last year’s backup quarterback, Logan Gray, recently has...
Diamond Dogs Double Feature: Arkansas Razorbacks Beat Georgia Bulldogs 10-2 for Second Straight Day
Team123456789RHEGeorgia100000100271Arkansas31020121X10151 In a nationally televised game on Friday night, the Diamond Dogs leapt out to an early lead on Arkansas in the top of the first inning before the Athenians’ bats went silent and the Razorbacks roared back to claim a commanding 10-2 victory....
Don't Bet On It!: College Football Bowl Edition (Part III)
Obviously, intervening considerations have sidetracked me after I offered the first two installments of my postseason predictions, for which I humbly apologize and which I now will endeavor to rectify by providing the next four bowl forecasts. Two points bear making before I proceed, however....
Don't Make Me Open Up a 50-Gallon Drum of Grizzard on You: A Reply to Maize 'n' Brew Dave
My favorite Michigan Wolverines blogger is, without a doubt, Maize ‘n’ Brew Dave. Granted, this is because other Michigan Wolverines bloggers either regrettably stopped writing or regularly call me a moron, but, still, being No. 1 is being No. 1, even if it’s only by default. Accordingly, I read...
Kyle Gets Contrary: Should Bloggers Be More Like Newspaper Columnists?
Now that I’m starting to get a little attention for getting contrary, it’s time to tackle a question that may get me in trouble with some of my colleagues. SB Nation’s Nebraska blogger corn blight recently wrote in defense of Stampede Blue’s Big Blue Shoe, who was the target of this criticism from...
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