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College Basketball Texts from Last Month
In the style of Texts From Last Night, we present to you college basketball's texts from last month. Enjoy! 785: dude, where the hell did my facebook account go?1-785: don't ask, tyshawn. don't ...
Making College Football Fair - The "Big Kitty" Rules
College football is not fair. I realize that might be some big revelation, an epiphany, to some of you, but college football has to be full of the most lopsided haves and have nots of any major sport ...
Nick Saban And Mack Brown Meet The Press
Moderator: Thank you all for being here to cover the 2010 BCS Championship Game presented by Citi. No players will be made available in today's opening session. Coach Brown and Coach Saban will ...
A Message from Steve Addazio
[Jan. 2, 2010. The television screen flickers with static. STEVE ADDAZIO appears, seated at a table in front of a drab backdrop.] STEVE ADDAZIO: Good evening. This is Interim Head Coach for Life Stev...
OMG! Georgia Tech Totally Cheated!
WTF! From Darryl Slater: The ACC today confirmed that Georgia Tech should have been called for illegal blocks on four plays during its 28-23 win over Virginia Tech on Oct. 17. The Hokies' coache...
An Unpaid Endorsement
Hi friends, furrer4heisman here for Fighting Cock Bourbon. I've tried dozens of bourbons in my life, but let me tell you, I love The Cock. Nothing feels better going down my throat than The Cock. ...
It's Been Fun
I watched a few innings of the Yanks-White Sox game last night, and about four minutes after I turned it on, in the third inning, Al Leiter was talking about his college choices, how he was going to g...
THIS MEANS WAR MCCORMICK
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAITWAITI go on vacation for a few days - A FEW DAYS - and I turn around, and next thing you know, I go online to Deadspin, and find out that MY VERY OWN CLASSMATES ARE SPENDING TH...
Five More Years!*
It has certainly been a tough, trying two weeks for us Boston College Eagles. Jeff and I have both been fairly vocal on the whole coaching search and the hire of Spaziani. We first lost our head foo...
The Curious Case of Gary Tranquill
If you haven't seen the movie yet, first watch the trailer.After watching the preview, or having seen the movie, can you not tell me that this movie reminds you of our recent OC hire??My name is Gary ...
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