Corn Flakes Wonders Why God Hates Husker Women

by Jon Johnston on Mar 6, 2009 7:57 AM CST

The University of Texas might be forced to eliminate football. Seriously. They're caught in the conundrum of state law. Oh, what to do!!!! David Oku signed with Tennessee. You can stop staying up late now worrying about him. The Mountain West proposes the same playoff proposal that's been made...