Dan Hawkins Resents Your Conflama (Old Dan Tucker Version)

by Cobby on Sep 18, 2009 7:01 AM CDT

Sung to the Folk Tune "Old Dan Tucker" Old Dan Hawkins was a mighty coachUntil he got to the land of the roachWorst day as a buff better than red But he'll keep goin' ‘til Ralphie's deadGet out of the way for old Dan Hawkins He's got no time for all your squawkin' 60 yard run with the...