Happy Halloween - There's Nothing Scary Here

by Jon Johnston on Oct 31, 2007 5:01 PM CDT

Happy Halloween! I generally stand outside my house yelling at children. The only ones that get candy are the ones that aren't too terrified to come and get it. I find it leaves more for me.Oh, and every year, I tend to give out a couple potatoes and some onions. I can't imagine what some parent...