despair Stories - Corn Nation
Do You Feel Like You're Being Punished?
This morning I had a physical. I haven't had one in a couple years, and since I'm into middle-age, they want to check on a regular basis to make sure you're not doing anything that might be considered fun anymore. You know the drill. The first thing they have you do is check your weight, and I was...
It's Time To Play "Rank That Turnover!" (In Other Words, Which One Was The Worst?)
It's the Monday after your favorite team tied a school record for turnovers and set another one for turnover margin. The only thing you can do today is stare at your monitor and try to remember all the stupid crap you said and did because you started drinking too much after the three turnovers in...
Nebraska vs Virginia Tech Post Game Heart-Breaking Overreaction: Morning After Version
I thought I might wake up this morning and there would be a different outcome to yesterday's game. Didn't happen. Hokie receiver Danny Coale still got behind Matt O'Hanlon for a 84-yard reception that lead to Virginia Tech's touchdown. That's the play that will be remembered. After all, how do you...
BlogPoll Roundtable - Dysfunction Continues Unabated
Your Blogpoll Roundtable this week is hosted by Barking Carnival.The week hasn’t gotten any better. Just hung up the phone with support after starting early today with guys in Boston, then jumping to Vancouver, then finishing off tonight with Australia. Add to that cell phone connections...
A Bad Week Already
It's one thing that I've been in New Orleans all week, it's quite another that I seem to have encountered the perfect storm - the upgrade I'm doing isn't going bad, it's going nasty horrible, the place I'm working Internet access is as inconsistent as our offensive line, On top of that I figured...
BOTC Focus Group: Expectations Edition
Welcome again to another installment of the BOTC Focus Group. Again, the participants are me, Panjandrum, EMAW, mystman995 and ksubailey. As always, if you'd like to participate in future Focus Groups, email me at bringonthecats @ gmail.com. If you'd like to participate in this one, throw your...
I Screamed But It Was Too Late
So last night I'm assuming the proper blogger position (in my underwear in my mom's basement ) - sitting down in my big comfy chair and preparing to finish a couple articles, one for this site, one for another. My laptop bag is open in front of the end table, with my beloved Macbook Pro inside,...
Kevin Cosgrove Destroys Nebraska
I had a dream last night that Kevin Cosgrove was the defensive coordinator for the Patriots. He was doing double duty as the DC for Nebraska and the Pats.The Patriots were fine until they got to the Super Bowl where they were destroyed by the Indianapolis Colts. I don't remember specifics about...
Corn Nation Wins the College Football Blogger "The Job" Award
Corn Nation was announced today as the winner of the College Football Blogger "The Job" Award, described succinctly by EDSBS as "given to the website that, when served a shit souffle this year, cracked out the silverware without hesitation and did so with as much dignity and charm as...
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