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Bill Byrne: I've Been Turned Down More Times Than A Bed Sheet
Texas A&M's move to the SEC! SEC! SEC! has created a mess with the Aggies 2012 home schedule. They are still trying to figure out if the Arkansas game will be in Cowboys stadium or if the (now) conference game will move to home-and-home. There also is a two-game hole in the non-conference...
Mike Sherman To Be Fired?
Kirk Bohls thinks so. <!-- http://twitter.com/kbohls/status/142388021331886080 --> .bbpBox{background:url(http://a0.twimg.com/images/themes/theme1/bg.png) #9AE4E8;padding:20px;} Texas A&M has decided to fire football Mike Sherman but has not yet notified him, a prominent Aggie source...
After Byrne?
Here it is, folks. The last Bill Byrne Wednesday Weekly you will ever care to read. Indulge yourself with one final luxurious bath of soul-soothing Aggie misery. Wednesday Weekly: Volleyball Hosts NCAAs, SEC Schedule Update Ha! It's the week immediately following football-crazed Texas A&M's...
Squeeze Army
Wednesday Weekly. I'm really going to miss caring about these after this season. This week, Bill offers an interesting proposal to reverse the Ags' second-half woes. I want to start a new kind of game for us, but it can’t have any third quarters. Is this a riddle? I love riddles! Let's...
The Bonfire of the Inanities
The TAMU migration to the SEC would be a great business case study in B-School. It involves understanding of market differentiation (why is Texas more valuable than TAMU? Why is TAMU more valuable than TCU?), business strategy (how is the SEC different from the Big 12?), and game theory (how will...
In Case You Missed It
I actually thought Occupy Wall Street was satire but apparently not. Either way, Occupy Herbstreit is satire (or farce or dada or something). Whatever, it's damn good and one of the players is a apparently a Longhorn. 1,000 Totebags to you faceless Longhorn piss taker. ____ A buddy of mine from...
When The Lone Star Network All Came Apart
"Bill, I have a proposal. A very valuable one." The man who spoke was old, but still imposing, with an air of quiet authority. The man - called Dodds - handed the dossier to another behind a maroon mahogany desk. The man, Byrne, took it, squinted, mouthed the title haltingly, opened it, and placed...
Dan Beebe Responds to AM's Letter
No joke here. "The letter received today from Texas A&M president R. Bowen Loftin will be addressed by the Big 12 Conference Board of Directors," he said. "It remains our strong desire for Texas A&M to continue as a member of the Big 12 and we are working toward that end. However, if it is decided...
2011 Texas AM Football Preview: Aggie State of the Union
And it's goodbye to A&M... It's time we face the truth, fellow Big 12ers. Texas A&M is dumping our conference for a prettier girl. So invite your closest girlfriends over, crawl into your comfiest pajamas, and crack open an economy-sized tub of Cherry Garcia. This, my friends, is Barking...
Bill Byrne's Monday Schedule
9:00 - File for divorce. 9:30 - Acquire Scarlett Johannson's telephone number. 9:45 - Call Scarlett Johansson, introduce myself, and agree to marry her. 10:00 - Snack. 10:15 - Inform ESPN of intent to cut weight and take fight with Pacquiao. 10:30 - Call Harvard to preemptively decline honorary...
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