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This is awesome. After determining the Big-12 championship game participants, the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II. "Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work--including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking." Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories--Japan and Germany. The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by head-to-head contests--they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event." German Chancellor Adolf Hitler said "Yes, we lost to the US; but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to enhance Germany's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces." The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented " France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2." Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines.

Mack seems to be taking the high road right now (saying he won't comment about the mess until after the A&M game). Stoops is taking the completely opposite approach. Excerpt. "Stoops had some interesting things to say about the latest BCS rankings. He said Texas is ahead of Oklahoma because the Longhorns beat the Sooners, then shouldn't Texas Tech be ahead of Texas for the same reason? And shouldn't all three Big 12 teams be ahead of Florida, who lost at home to an unranked team?"

Interesting read at the LA Times on the intensity of the rivalry and how lobbying might determine who wins the South Division.