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Erstad: The Next Great American Cowboy?

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Nebraska baseball coach Darin Erstand may be quitting coaching to become an actor, starring in a western series about a man who just can't take it anymore.

Seth Greenberg Not Invited to Annual Conspiracy Theorists Convention

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Despite a strong showing in 2010-11, Virginia Tech's Seth Greenberg was not among the 68 conspiracy theorists invited to the National Conspiracy Theorists Association Convention. The convention,...

Secondary Violations Span the Nation

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The most popular topic this college football offseason -- outside of ↵Congress's attempts to reclaim its crown as America's most ridiculous ↵institution by badgering the BCS and the reigning...

Shanoff's W.U.C.: Wade, BCS, Manny, KFC

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Today's Calls: Dwyane Wade vs. Heat fans, Coach K vs. John Kuester, Orrin Hatch vs. the BCS, Manny vs. Mets fans, Roy Halladay vs. the Trade Deadline, Tyler Hansbrough vs. James Harden, Magic...

$2,500 to Knock Someone Out? Sounds Fair

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↵ ↵The weirdest fine we've ever seen in sports just got handed down: a $2500 fine for Scott Walker of the Carolina Hurricanes, a penalty for what the NHL ruled to be an improper punch still...

I Want Revenge: 'I Want Revenge.'

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And now a guest post from racehorse I Want Revenge, as told to Spencer Hall. ↵ ↵I want revenge. Oh, do I want sweet revenge. At first I thought it would just be the Derby, but now those smug...

To: Fans; From: Dan Snyder; Re: Terrell Owens

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From the Office of Redskins Owner Daniel M. Snyder ↵ ↵ ↵Redskins fans, ↵ ↵ ↵There’s been much hoopla made this morning about our franchise’s potential interest in recently released wide...

Jim Calhoun and Gov. Jodi Rell In 'A Family Affair: A New Drama From Lifetime'

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↵ ↵Jim Calhoun takes off his jacket and tie. He plays JIM CALHOUN, a tired basketball coach. ↵ ↵ ↵Enter Connecticut Governor Jodi M. Rell. She plays M. JODI RELL, Governor. ↵ ↵ ...

'Stump' Is Totally on Steroids

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Forget baseball: let's talk about something America truly cares about, The Westminster Dog Show, which this week crowned a 10-year-old Sussex Spaniel named "Stump" as Best in Show. For an instant,...

Favre to Enjoy Most Childlike Retirement Ever

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↵ ↵Brett Favre told the Jets today that he intends to retire from the NFL, beginning what many experts predict will be the most childlike retirement in the history of professional sports. ↵ ...

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