The Juventus Offside's Worst XI of the Decade
When the hell did everyone agree that this decade was the "Noughties?" And what the hell does that even mean? Anyways, it's time for decade reviews, since we are entering the "Tweenis" (dear God,...
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6 Stages of Dealing with News of Mike Milbury's Assault Charge
Satire: The six stages of grief and processing for New York Islanders fans when ex-GM Mike Milbury appears in the news thanks to assault charges at a local hockey rink.
Corn Flakes Is All About Offseason Coaching Hires And Infections
Coaches move around a lot, but in the process, do they really make America a better place to live? To work? We think not.
