Lookie, lookie what we have on tonight!
Alabama State at Texas Southern | 6:30 pm | ESPNU |
Miami at Cincinnati | 6:30 pm | ESPN |
Miami vs Cincy!
Cincinnati is 69th in passing defense, giving up 217.3 yards per game. Their run defense is 77th, allowing 172.25 yards per game. Should Cincinnati's defense have a better showing against Miami than Nebraska's count on everyone pointing that out to you repeatedly, especially on social media.
Your NFL game tonight is:
Baltimore Ravens at Pittsburgh Steelers - 7:30 PM - CBS
I don't know much about these teams. Isn't Big Ben injured? Aren't you really watching because of your fantasy team?
Alternate Topics:
- Hurricanes, Tornadoes, Earthquakes, Giant Spider Attacks: If you had to live in an area that had one of these occur on a yearly basis, which would it be?
- Your favorite Pumpkin-flavored food.
- Shouldn't they come up with a law that prevents new slang words from being invented? I can't keep up.