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Ground Breaking in the Blogging World!

I have decided to try and break new ground in the blogging world. This may prove impossible to do, but here goes. Ladies and gentlemen, I am going to attempt a POSITIVE blog entry. Many have told me this can not be done. Well, don't tell an old Nebraskan that something can not be done. First, though, all of you vicious posters that may stumble upon this, please, please, please stop reading right now. This instant. I don't want you to read this and I surely do not want to hear from you. Go away. Please. Pretty please. With sugar and cream on it. What I am going to do now is addition by subtraction. What am I going to subtract? Snarling! No more sideline cameras showing snarling coaches during my Husker telecasts. No more snarling coaches humiliating the players. No more snarling coaches addressing the media. No more snarling coaches embarrassing my favorite school. I have diligently practiced my snarling now for the last seven years. I never quite got the hang of it. But I tried. I felt I owed it as a gesture of support for my school. Well, at last the burden has been evaporated. Now I will have to practice smiling. I hope I will not end up too lonely because of all this smiling practice. Right now I am smiling because I am rather sure that not one person on earth now knows my secret. Leastwise, not any bloggers.

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