I’m sure we have all experienced this at some point.
Never doubt a woman's ability to overreact
— Groot (@StepDaddyFinnin) September 16, 2014
Faux Pelini shares on thoughts on the Adrian Peterson situation.
.@AdrianPeterson Stay strong, just because you abuse a child doesn't mean you're a child abuser wait yes it does nevermind
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 15, 2014
ADRIAN PETERSON'S FULL STATEMENT pic.twitter.com/y7LX1Pmaa8
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 15, 2014
.@RayRice27 Have you sent Adrian Peterson a thank you note yet
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 17, 2014
Everything makes sense now.
Every time a freshman pledges a frat, I-80 starts more construction
— Groot (@StepDaddyFinnin) September 16, 2014
Every time a freshman pledges a frat, Jesus sheds a tear and questions humanity
— Groot (@StepDaddyFinnin) September 17, 2014
Oh boy not again.
TIME TO COME HOME CARL RT @TEKJournalismUK: Australian police free naked man stuck in washing machine
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 16, 2014
Michael Rose wants everyone to be sensible of each other.
Everyone is fighting their own battle... Be mindful of that when interacting people today... You never know who's life you may alter
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) September 16, 2014
He makes a good point.
Jameis Winston would be the worst Sex Ed instructor ever
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 17, 2014
Michael Rose speaks the truth.
I know controversy and scandal helps make news more profitable but the story about the player who retired to give his kidney is the real MVP
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) September 18, 2014
Faux Pelini and Kenny Bell take shots at the NCAA and NFL.
WE WILL PAY YOUR $11 MILLION SALARY BUT YOU CANNOT COME TO WORK, I HOPE YOU HAVE LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 17, 2014
.@nflcommish Do you condone what Atlanta did to Tampa Bay last night
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 19, 2014
Oooooo the irony of the NCAA pic.twitter.com/pLqaK0dIi7
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) September 19, 2014
IN 2014 WE SUSPEND YOU AND THEN WE SUSPEND YOU EVEN HARDER BECAUSE WE MUST GET IT RIGHT
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 20, 2014
Never give up Scotland.
Hey Scotland if at first you don't secede, try try again I am so sorry
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 19, 2014
Of course Faux Pelini reached out to Miami Football. I don’t think it went as planned.
@MiamiHurricanes hi how was your flight just kidding I don't care
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 19, 2014
@MiamiHurricanes that made me feel sort of uncomfortable
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 19, 2014
This is quite the handy mascot guide.
WHICH MASCOT IS BETTER pic.twitter.com/lN3kY1cm4A
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 20, 2014
Well this is bizarre.
@umichfootball why are there W's all over the seats
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 20, 2014
@umichfootball pretty sure it's a regular day, Iowa is playing like garbage
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 20, 2014
And later on…
.@BigTenConf Is it too late to get Michigan on our schedule this year
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 20, 2014
The life of a college athlete on game day.
There is only one problem that I have with the smell of popcorn on game day: I can't have it.
— kadie rolfzen (@twintowerKD) September 17, 2014
Meanwhile Faux Pelini and Mike Sadler had another hilarious conversation.
"@FauxPelini: @Sadler_3 Still zero rushing yards, are you injured" Not physically. Only my pride. #NeedMoreYards
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) September 20, 2014
@FauxPelini ok. No one will see this conversation so I think we will be good!
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) September 20, 2014
@FauxPelini that's ballsy of you.
— Mike Sadler (@Sadler_3) September 20, 2014
Michael Rose took a shot at Miami’s dismal attendance record.
Man I wish I was playing this Saturday... These boys talkin like they bout it on IG... 90k+ in prime time, they not ready for that
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) September 18, 2014
#DudesBeLike "We've played in front of big crowds before" #BoneYard #Blackout #BeatMiami pic.twitter.com/aXi6oZrKAI
— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) September 20, 2014
The first of many selfies?
My first selfie with the legend of selfies #edmf pic.twitter.com/Eg4DtlYh21
— john cook (@jcook2) September 20, 2014
Someone got Faux Pelini really angry.
YOU MIGHT NOT BELIEVE THIS BUT MIAMI PLAYERS ARE GETTING IN A FIGHT
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 21, 2014
I SORT OF FORGOT HOW MUCH I HATED MIAMI BUT I REMEMBER NOW
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 21, 2014
GO AHEAD AND DO THAT PLAY WHERE YOU THROW AN INTERCEPTION AND THEN START PUNCHING US AGAIN PLS
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 21, 2014
The Nebrasketball coaches got some great seats to this game.
This game is great!! #intense #Huskers #GBR pic.twitter.com/JzHS6TOgJK
— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) September 21, 2014
Big time win last night for the Huskers... Proud of my guys @CoachJP_NU @NU_speed_kills & @rfisher88 #GBR pic.twitter.com/ghQ196RIrY
— Chris Harriman (@chrisharriman24) September 21, 2014
Here are some tweets posted after the game.
W! Great game!
— Jordan Westerkamp (@JordanWesty1) September 21, 2014
The amount of fun we just had in that game was ridiculous
— Josh Mitchell (@J_Mitch05) September 21, 2014
We live for this moment!!!! #GBR
— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@Tommy_Gun4) September 21, 2014
Thanks everybody for their support. Tonight's win was a whole team effort. Couldn't be more proud of my boys #GBR
— David Santos (@DSantos41) September 21, 2014
Most fun I've had playing football in a long time. Thank you to everybody tonight, it was one that won't be soon forgotten. #SALUTE
— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) September 21, 2014
Faux Pelini wants Florida State to break the rules.
.@FSU_Football COULD WINSTON PLAY IN OVERTIME OR HOW DOES THIS PRETEND SUSPENSION WORK
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 21, 2014
Jameis seems so sad I think he has learned his lesson
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 21, 2014
East Carolina’s jump into the polls has grabbed Faux Pelini’s attention.
.@EastCarolina is your campus in the ocean
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 21, 2014
And last but not least…
So proud to have Hogwarts represented at the UN. pic.twitter.com/BI939DFbdH
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) September 22, 2014
I hope these tweets made your Monday morning better. What was your favorite tweet? If you missed it, here is last week's Twitter Recap. To be honest, this is probably the best weekly compilation of Faux Pelini's tweets I have ever put together. GO BIG RED!!!