Nebraska Educational Television is rumored to be working on a new documentary about the The History of Sex and Nebraska football.
The documentary will feature the Cotton family, the Makovickas and finally answer the question - why Are There So Many Steinkuhlers?
That's it, that's the whole joke. It's friggin' July.
Oh, maybe you can do better? Then fill the rest in in the comments.
Be sure to check back later today as we run part 3 of Tim Beck's interview, which I think you will find very interesting.