The CIA answered some burning questions asked by their followers.
No, we don’t know where Tupac is. #twitterversary— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014
Faux Pelini hates bird watchers.
OK so some guy can go birdwatching every weekend and it's fine but I watch someone nap in her back yard once and I'M the weirdo— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 7, 2014
Tim Miles was caught in a hailstorm during a golf outing in Scottsbluff.
coach_manning and I had a stoppage of play in Scottsbluff http://t.co/tauKhGKVia— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) July 7, 2014
Sam Burtch’s weakness is Chipotle.
If chipotle made breakfast burritos I might retire from the game— Sam Burtch (@SamBurtch9) July 8, 2014
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Germany decimated 7-1 Brazil on Tuesday.
Please stop uploading the game highlights to Pornhub... Our public humiliation category is full. #BrazilvsGermany— Pornhub Katie (@Pornhub) July 8, 2014
These 5 goals have given Germany some momentum— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 8, 2014
Spurrier would have gone for 2— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 8, 2014
I BET BRAZIL REALLY REGRETS GIVING UP THOSE LAST 6 GOALS NOW— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 8, 2014
There's not gonna be a final. Brazilians are gonna burn that stadium to the ground— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) July 8, 2014
Beware of these people.
Look if you don't want a guy in a bathrobe to do somersaults down your stairs then don't leave your windows unlocked— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 10, 2014
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRL RT @AP_Oddities: Naked man breaks into Seattle home and loudly recites Scripture— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 11, 2014
Who else still does this?
At 20 years old, I still throw controllers when I play video games, I still yell at the tv and say the computer cheating.. I won't grow up..— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) July 11, 2014
Johnny Stanton is doing cool things.
I just observed a total knee replacement surgery and it was one of the coolest things I've ever seen.— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) July 10, 2014
Tim Miles is out recruiting.
Day One in the books pic.twitter.com/YdaYsKF7AS— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) July 10, 2014
Love getting to gyms early in the morning in July....you find out which kids love the game and which kids love the jersey! #AAU— Chris Harriman (@chrisharriman24) July 11, 2014
Speaking of basketball, here are some twitter reactions of Lebron James returning to Cleveland.
Nice offseason move by @cavs addressing their need at small forward— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 11, 2014
I bet Yankees and Cowboys fans are sad they have to buy a Cavaliers jersey now— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 11, 2014
people in Ohio think that man comin back for them that man cares about his family, not the ppl that were burnin his jersey an hating— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) July 11, 2014
I'll always be a Lebron fan but #HeatNation is where I stand. Best of luck to him and Kyrie in Cleveland— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@Tommy_Gun4) July 11, 2014
For the true sports fans out there that haven't read LeBrons letter it's a most read...nothing but respect for LBJ— Josh Mitchell (@J_Mitch05) July 12, 2014
North Stadium is getting a little upgrade.
Earlier today. That's a big N. https://t.co/tXGHFAKQZq— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) July 11, 2014
Laces out. pic.twitter.com/1WB15mkgux— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) July 12, 2014
Matt Finnin sends a message to PETA.
I just ate an entire chicken @peta— GivensMarvelousPrice (@StepDaddyFinnin) July 13, 2014
Michael Rose is hitting the weights.
Dobson either getting soft on us or this week in the weight room about to be real !!— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) July 13, 2014
#OneDay I will be in the ESPN the Magazine "The Body" issue lol— Michael Rose-Ivey (@Rose_IveyNB15) July 14, 2014
Some Huskers share their thoughts after Germany’s 1-0 win over Argentina in the FIFA World Cup Final.
Great game to watch. Didn't like all the flops but overall that was a good game to watch. See you in 4 years lol.— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@Tommy_Gun4) July 13, 2014
The thing I'm going to miss most about the World Cup is the variety of hairstyles. They were creative to say the least.— Austin Cassidy (@acass8) July 13, 2014
.@LioMessi_ hi sometimes when I feel sad after a game I shout expletives into a trashcan and then throw it at a parked car, hope this helps— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 14, 2014
Now that it's all over with USA 2018 world champs coming soon!!!— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@Tommy_Gun4) July 13, 2014
And last but not least Faux Pelini is worried about the fate of human civilization.
I know it's just a movie but if apes do get their shit together we are completely screwed— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) July 13, 2014
I hope these tweets brightened up your Monday morning. Which tweet was your favorite? If you missed it, here is last week's Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!