Who is excited for this?
@DowntownLincoln GOD BLESS HIM I KNEW HE COULD DO IT— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 29, 2014
@DowntownLincoln Give him my best and make sure he stays hydrated— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 29, 2014
Faux Pelini had a lot to say about Donald Sterling.
STOP MAKING US WAIT IS DONALD STERLING GOING TO BE IN THE NEXT STAR WARS MOVIE OR NOT— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 29, 2014
LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE DONALD IT'S PROBABLY NOT A SUPER LONG BAN— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 29, 2014
AND ALSO YOU CAN'T USE CLIPPERS ON YOUR HAIR OR HEDGES AND YOU CAN'T CLIP COUPONS OR WATCH FOOTBALL BECAUSE THEY MIGHT CALL CLIPPING— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 29, 2014
Michigan State basketball coach Tom Izzo has nice things to say about Tim Miles.
Nebrasketball being measured out for their new kicks.
Tunnel Walk of Shame reveals a crazy proposal.
This Donald Sterling-owned, Carl Pelini-coached Omaha Nighthawks team is gonna be something else.— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) April 29, 2014
Faux Pelini is shocked by this frequent headline.
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING RT @WorldHeadliners: World’s oldest man dies— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 30, 2014
This is how Faux Pelini reacted to the Jameis Winston shoplifting incident.
.@Publix Please tell your crab legs this was an isolated unfortunate incident and pressing charges would be very complicated— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) April 30, 2014
There was another shoplifter who didn’t get caught.
Watching this happen could be entertaining.
If two dads come into contact and both of them have a "Worlds #1 Dad" coffee mug, they must fight to the death. It's in the constitution.— Gordon Bombay (@FinninMatt59) May 1, 2014
Here’s Josh Mitchell with the inspirational quote of the week.
You're never as good as they say u are but you're never as bad as they say u are either..tell yourself ur the best then train like it ✌️— Josh Mitchell (@J_Mitch05) May 2, 2014
Johnny Stanton got caught red handed by his linemen
@FinninMatt59 I CANT BELIEVE YOU— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) May 1, 2014
He also loves reading comic books.
It's #FreeComicBookDay today! Support your local comic shop! Downtown Lincoln's closest shop is Trade-a-Tape on 9th St. Great service there!— Johnny Stanton IV (@johnnystanton5) May 3, 2014
The Kentucky Derby was on Saturday and there were plenty of tweets about it.
Can't tell you how disappointed Carl Pelini was to find out that the KY Derby was not an orgy.— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) May 3, 2014
DERBY GAME PLAN: RUN FAST TURN LEFT RUN FAST TURN LEFT RUN FAST TURN LEFT RUN FAST TURN LEFT RUN FAST NOW FASTER SUPER FAST OK STOP— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 3, 2014
Nothing demystifies the majesty of the Kentucky Derby like the lady on a horse interviewing a jockey at the end.— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) May 3, 2014
Ask the horse more questions.— Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub) May 3, 2014
Wow how did he even get into the stable pic.twitter.com/XWGhVU2dst— SB Nation (@SBNation) May 3, 2014
@NdamukongSuh really doubt he's checking twitter right now— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 3, 2014
That has to be a record RT @WSJ: Breaking: California Chrome wins 140th Kentucky Derby— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 3, 2014
Guess who has their own signature now?
If you like helping people and want to own something no one else has, you should click this: http://t.co/WWtazezZlC— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 3, 2014
Muhammad Ali had this to say after last night’s Mayweather-Maidana fight.
Faux Pelini doesn’t like marathons.
Why would you run a marathon when you could instead not run a marathon— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 4, 2014
May the 4th be with you.
And last but not least…Faux tweets at Bo again.
I hope some of these tweets brightened up your Monday. If you missed it, here is last week’s glitchy TWOT. GO BIG RED!!!