John Papuchis is happy to see Ameer Abdullah receive some recognition.
@CoachJP_NU smh don't start... Lol— Ameer Abdullah (@Ameerguapo) May 20, 2014
Faux Pelini explores the thoughts of giraffes.
I wonder if giraffes are ever like "holy shit this is awesome"— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 20, 2014
I think this would increase the viewership of College Game Day.
"@LostLettermen: If u had 1 vote for an ex-head coach to replace Lou Holtz on ESPN, who would it be?" Is this a serious question? CARL!— Kenny Bell (@AFRO_THUNDER80) May 20, 2014
Carl Motherfucking Pelini, please. RT @LostLettermen If you had 1 vote for an ex-head coach to replace Lou Holtz on ESPN, who would it be?— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) May 20, 2014
Actually, Carl should replace Lee Corso and instead of putting on a mascot head he'd feel up a coed from the school he picked, LIVE!— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) May 20, 2014
Mauro Bondi hates bandwagon fans.
@J_Mitch05 always have and always will be! You just mad cause the lakers suck!— Mauro Bondi (@mbondi37) May 21, 2014
@J_Mitch05 I've been with the heat since they were not a playoff team lol. Haters gonna hate little man— Mauro Bondi (@mbondi37) May 21, 2014
Austin Cassidy hates the words "summer school".
I despise the first person who ever thought that summer and school were two words that could be used next to each other.— Austin Cassidy (@acass8) May 21, 2014
I wonder what Faux Pelini did this time.
.@Garmin Please confirm that if someone is tracking you via GPS they can't tell if you are on the roof and/or wearing pants— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 21, 2014
Practice Practice Practice!
If you want to make big plays, you have to train to make big plays! #aintnowayaroundit— Ameer Abdullah (@Ameerguapo) May 21, 2014
Johnny Stanton had his wisdom teeth pulled.
Good things happen when Tunnel Walk of Shame tweets about Husker Baseball.
.@Husker_Baseball maybe put in mike peltz?— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) May 21, 2014
.@OhioState_BASE seems like a good time to put in Joe Bauserman.— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) May 21, 2014
FUCK BUCKEYES GET MONEY— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) May 21, 2014
That one was for Aaron Craft. He knows what he did.— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) May 21, 2014
Matt Finnin has a point here.
ESPN should just change it's name to TMZ Sports— Matthew Finnin (@FinninMatt59) May 22, 2014
Faux Pelini has a message for all stat geeks.
Most people have a below average understanding of statistics— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 22, 2014
Matt Finnin is a ladies man. But can he trust her this time?
A woman in her mid 60's told me I was a "cutie" tonight and my confidence has never been this high— Matthew Finnin (@FinninMatt59) May 24, 2014
Ameer Abdullah and Josh Mitchell spending some quality time together on Memorial Day Weekend.
Kenny Bell spent his time off in Jamaica.
Meanwhile Tommy Armstrong took a shot at his hometown.
I'm done with childish people I went to far college for a reason. To get away from it. Cibolo is just full of people tht still live in HS.— Tommy Armstrong Jr. (@Tommy_Gun4) May 24, 2014
Hermione graduated this weekend.
I’m all for this new ruling.
BigTen bylaw 3.42(a): In case of a weather delay in a championship event, the school closest to the event venue shall be declared the winner— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) May 25, 2014
Don’t worry Dick Vitale, you aren’t the only one.
I admit I am a DUMMY but someone from twitter universe explain to me what r the TALENTS of @KimKardashian ?— Dick Vitale (@DickieV) May 26, 2014
And last but not least, Prince Amukamara went to a Bar Mitzvah over the weekend. It seems like he had a pretty good time there.
Bar Mitzvahs are no joke!!! http://t.co/0FIniX0q7z— Prince Amukamara (@PrinceAmukamara) May 26, 2014
I hope these tweets gave you a few chuckles. Which one is your favorite? Here is last week's entertaining Twitter Recap if you missed it. GO BIG RED!!!