The biggest news yesterday was that Heisman Trophy winner Jameis Winston was cited (NOT ARRESTED, DAMMIT) for stealing $32.72 worth of crab legs and crawfish from a Publix store.
So many questions. First, what's a Pubix store? Apparently it's like Hy-Vee, employee-owned and overpriced. Or maybe it's like a Kroger. Or a Safeway. Something like that.
Second, how dumb is Winston? We went through the last offseason with the media rampaging on about everything that Johnny Manziel did wrong, and now he does this? Leaves you wondering about the possibilities for the rest of the offseason with this guy. He needs a baby sitter.
The internet had some great reactions, however, as you would expect!
Crab legs are delicious, shoplifting not so much. The internet had fun with both, however.
Jameis Winston cited for shoplifting crab legs at Publix - Tomahawk Nation
Florida State's Jameis Winston was cited for allegedly shoplifting crab legs from Publix.
Florida State QB Jameis Winston's shoplifting raises concerns - College Football - Andy Staples - SI.com
Jameis Winston crab legs shoplifting citation: All joking aside, Florida State QB's latest incident raises serious concerns.
The NCAA has filed a flurry of motions in federal courts, seeking rulings that could delay the start of the landmark antitrust lawsuit brought by former UCLA basketball star Ed O'Bannon and others.
This is shocking, absolutely SHOCKING to no one anywhere. Goat herders in Afghanistan are completely unsurprised at the news.
College Football Playoff Top 25 rankings to be released weekly on Tuesdays, broadcast on ESPN - SBNation.com
Beginning on October 28. Let's argue about the upcoming rankings for like half a week, every week!
Cinco De Mayo party
Husker Army, a very large Husker Facebook group, is supporting Steve Warren's D.R.E.A.M. Foundation with a Cinco De Mayo Party on Monday, May 5 at the Rule G Night Club in Lincoln!
Southern Miss has hired Doc Sadler as its new coach, sources confirmed to CBSSports.com's Gary Parrish.
Pelini recently sat down for a rare one-on-one interview with KETV’s Brandi Petersen to discuss his image, his family, and his goals for his program.
I missed this before, but here it is now. Comments?