You guys remember Johnny Quinn getting stuck in a Sochi bathroom last week.
Well this week our favorite American bobsledder got stuck again except this time with his teammates
Meanwhile more bobsledders are locked out of a meeting room and they only cry out for the help of one man
It even got to the point where Captain Kirk decided to check up on him
Checking in on my bob sled team. Is @JohnnyQuinnUSA staying out of trouble?— William Shatner (@WilliamShatner) February 12, 2014
Meanwhile Canadian bobsledder Jesse Lumsden decided to join in on the fun
And this is what ensued
This is the ‘beer fridge’ they are referring to
Aye aye Captain!
Do you think if Sochi gave @JohnnyQuinnUSA the key to the city that his problems would be over? ;-)— William Shatner (@WilliamShatner) February 12, 2014
And now it turns out Johnny Quinn is selling this…just keeps getting better
If anyone sees this pin floating around the Olympic village, please grab me a couple. pic.twitter.com/Iec6UeXIrK— Johnny Quinn (@JohnnyQuinnUSA) February 12, 2014
American luger Kate Hansen knows how to break it down
Meanwhile back at the hotels…
Who wants girl scouts cookies? What about you Faux Pelini?
FP talking to SportsCenter again
@SportsCenter That's OK he'll get another shot at it on NBC tonight— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) February 11, 2014
Hopefully Shaun White can do better than his 4th place finish earlier today— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) February 12, 2014
TWOS takes a shot at Wisconsin
Wisconsin HC Gary Andersen interviewed for the Browns job because Wisconsin is so fucking miserable that Cleveland seems like an upgrade.— Tunnel Walk of Shame (@TunnelWalkShame) February 11, 2014
Faux Pelini wants to send a Valentine’s Day card
.@Hallmark Do you sell Valentine's cards appropriate for Detroit Lions defensive linemen— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) February 13, 2014
Everybody loves the pants of Norway’s curling team
Meanwhile a woman tried to take a pic at an Olympic Hockey game
A woman attempting to take a picture at a hockey game in Sochi today. This may be one of my favorite pics ever. pic.twitter.com/x2X20ebCdq— Bryan Wood (@bryanwx) February 13, 2014
Olympic freestyle skier Gus Kenworthy holding a puppy
It looks like he wants to bring more than one of them back home
puppy love is real to puppies. pic.twitter.com/krauCUPjOg— Gus Kenworthy (@guskenworthy) February 11, 2014
Also, for the people wondering, I've lined up kennels 4 the pups & made vaccination appointments. Doing all I can to bring them home w/ me!— Gus Kenworthy (@guskenworthy) February 12, 2014
Some puppy luck rubbed onto him a couple days later as he ended up with a silver medal in ski slopestyle
More problems at the Winter Olympics in Sochi
Friday was Valentine’s Day so let’s just say there were a lot of shenanigans on Twitter. Faux Pelini wrote Valentine poems for a bunch of people so here are some of the highlights.
To Husker fans: Roses are red Violets are blue Sorry for that bad language Next time I'll say "screw."— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) February 14, 2014
Roses are red Violets are blue Ndamukong Suh Ndamukong Suh.— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) February 14, 2014
To Bo Pelini: Roses are red Violets are blue The cat's litterbox is full And I'm leaving this job for you. @BoPelini— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) February 14, 2014
To my critics: Roses are red Violets are blue If you think I should grow up THEN YOU'RE A BIG BAG OF POO— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) February 14, 2014
To Jack Hoffman: Roses are red Violets are blue It's nice that you're grateful But really we should be thanking you. @TeamJack— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) February 14, 2014
To the Pope: Violets are blue Roses are red Thanks for floating the ball Over that Northwestern guy's head. @Pontifex— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) February 14, 2014
The Huskers twitter account also countered with this poem
And they also tweeted this to TWOS
All the great helmets of skeleton athletes in one photo. Which one is your favorite?
OH MY GOD COME HOME CARL RT @HuffingtonPost: Man has donkey penis confiscated at New Zealand airport— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) February 12, 2014
And last but not least...
@CoachMiles I bet you're going to be in the newspaper tomorrow— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) February 17, 2014
Hope you enjoyed reading these as much as I did. If you missed last week's debut of This Week on Twitter, check it out right here. GO BIG RED!